Efficiency Bot

Someone who whines about efficiency and/or metrics all the time but barely does anything to actually fix it.

Vacation bot: “We call them Efficiency Bot but their full name is Corporate Efficiency Blockchain Database Metrics Champion Bot. What’s efficient about that?”

Or

Person A: “The metrics just keep getting worse!”
Person B: “Dude you’re such an Efficiency Bot. If you want the metrics to improve then start working instead of whining all day.”

by Olivesandolives June 19, 2025

Efficient Dong

When a male’s unit is not severely above average, but is preferred because it is still useful and actually less annoying to manage

I may not have the largest dong but it gets the job done with minimal hassle and is a quite efficient dong.

by Rock T June 19, 2025

EFFIE

(V) to hang out on Discord Snap chat like online places. Where you can say whatever you want without having to worry about employers seeing it.

Hey let's EFFIE on efchat.net or chill at the beach and talk in person off the record.

by Ninainnuu October 18, 2025

efficient

The best adjective to describe the phenomenon where the Friday speech at the nearest mosque coincidentally resembles the content of your college material; e.g. the material about the ability to discern between right and wrong, delivered on Friday, October 24th 2025

That Friday speech at the mosque was so efficient; it was like the imam had akcually read my college notes on the ability to discern between right and wrong, especially since it was delivered on Friday, October 24th, 2025!

by Emotional Cruiser October 31, 2025

Effaufil

Adj.

(of a wiry object/s) sprawled out so that it takes up more space than is necessary or desirable

You need to reorganise your cables, they're so effaufil.
Your pinboard is lovely, but this effaufil corner over here kinda ruins the entire thing.

by LAN1001 November 10, 2025

Mother Effing Semi-Sorta Groover

a Buddy that is being a Jerk Face; a group of pals that question your Rad; A phrase used to address your friends that are currently being Lame; Someone that knows about Rad Harmony but chooses to be Lame and Hate on a Fellow Def-Radder;

"You Mother Effin Semi-Sorta Groover, you need to get away from me! You are ruining my Gnarly Rad Harmony!"

"Let the Mother Effing Semi-Sorta Groover's Hate, I am gonna kick back and Celebrate!"

by Don_Mayhem January 27, 2010

Mother Effin Sufferage

An exclamation when something does not go as planned and you become noticeably disappointed.

*drops pot of chili on the office floor*
"MOTHER EFFIN SUFFERAGE!"

by ELadyFriend October 24, 2018