excussy

adj. A person that is always given excuses

a) Why didn't you do the homework on time?
b) I couldn't do it, I had a lot of things to do y'know

a) please don't be excussy

by ŭaĥoloteto June 3, 2021

Excuzememe

Excuzememe posts memes that makes me go “ Excuse me???”

ExcuzeMeme: When you go to do your chores but then your mum tells you to do your chores
Me: Excuseeee meeee?

by The girl from the other side June 23, 2021

Excusions

An excuse disguised as a solution

It seems today all we get is deception, lies, lip service and excusions from our elected officials.

by MixedUp January 24, 2022

Excusplanation

When you're asking someone for an explanation but all they ever give you is excuses.

Boyfriend : look, can we please just talk about what happened later?

Girlfriend: Yes, and I can't wait to hear your excusplanation about it.

Boyfriend : what's wrong? Why are you mad? What did I do wrong?
Girlfriend : everything! Please explain this <insert whatever made you mad here> to me!
Boyfriend: it wasn't me! I didn't do it! I don't know how it happened! I would never do that! I wouldn't lie! Please believe me even though I can't explain anything ever at anytime nor do I have to because I'm innocent!

Girlfriend: of course, i should have known. More empty excusplanations.

by Misty Partly Cloudy May 12, 2022

excusies

“excusies” a way of a popular barbie saying excuse me.

uhm excusies? what are you talking about.

by molly3783 June 12, 2022

excusionist

A person who consistently makes excuses.

Johnny never accepts responsibility. He's such an excusionist.

by The Punisher 1969 December 2, 2022

Excise

What your Chinese professor says instead of exercise.

Prof: We will have some excise next week, so be prepared.
Class: These student fees are killing us!

by WizzBud March 9, 2023