The Easter Bunny, an oviparous rabbit dextrous enough to carry baskets of candy and intelligent enough to arrange said candy in fake grass, as well as launch massive nation-wide marketing campaigns aimed at getting parents to shell out for chocolate bunnies that turn out to be hollow and chocolate eggs stuffed with carcinogenic sludge. Possibly an ancient deity or demi-God, but far more likely the result of government genetic experiments or the demented offspring of a chicken, a rabbit, and a Cadbury company executive.
Person 1:Jesus Christ! Was that even a rabbit?
Person 2: No dude, that was totally the Easter Bunny!
Person 2: No dude, that was totally the Easter Bunny!
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You sneak up behind an attractive female with ninja-like skill and pop a feel on her. When she turns around to see who did it, you are already long gone with the use of your ninja reflexes.
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Eastpointe sits just north of Detroit, yet Detroit is starting to head north across 8 Mile and thus making Eastpointe more ghetto.
Because of said fact, property values are dropping and the streets are less safe at night.
The only entertainment value in the city is to buy beer and throw a beer pong tournament, or sit in your buddy's garage and smoke hookah.
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Eastpointe sits just north of Detroit, yet Detroit is starting to head north across 8 Mile and thus making Eastpointe more ghetto.
Because of said fact, property values are dropping and the streets are less safe at night.
The only entertainment value in the city is to buy beer and throw a beer pong tournament, or sit in your buddy's garage and smoke hookah.
Basically, if you're not hungry, there is nothing to do in Eastpointe.
A) Hey! What do you want to do tonight?!
B) Let's go get CONEY!
A) But I'm not hungry. There's nothing to do but get food in Eastpointe.
B) Alright, lets go to Club Matteo and smoke hookah and drink beer.
A) CHEA! WE FINNA GO NOW!
B) Let's go get CONEY!
A) But I'm not hungry. There's nothing to do but get food in Eastpointe.
B) Alright, lets go to Club Matteo and smoke hookah and drink beer.
A) CHEA! WE FINNA GO NOW!
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