The golden dumpling

When a guy teabags a girls asshole

Dude I had the best night last night.

Oh really? What did you do?
I gave Janet 'The Golden Dumpling'

by Flexed May 7, 2017

cloudy dumpling

A used condom from which a sexual partner sucks the semen out of.

"Hey Jim, guess what I did to Becky last night"
"What Bob?"
"I gave her a cloudy dumpling dumpling, and she handled it like a pro"

by PrestineEdge November 27, 2015

Satan's dumplings

A term for dog faeces

Had the lads over last night, they fed the wife's bedlington terrier 3 bowls of vindaloo, woke up this morning and the kitchen floor is covered with satan's dumplings!

by Big Jack's Bollocks May 14, 2017

Dimpled Dumpling

A girl's ass that's very dimpled

Hey guy, I was hoping for a tight onion but I a got a dimpled dumpling.

My that chic used to have a tight onion but now it's just a dimpled dumpling.

Marcus, that girl used to have a tight onion but three kids later it's a dimpled dumpling.

by Chief of Geist July 23, 2023

steamed dumpling

A form of foreplay in which a female places her mouth around a man's clothed genitals and blows hot air. The result is a steamed dumpling.

Ian went crazy when he got his first steamed dumpling.

It's freezing in here; can you give me a steamed dumpling?

I got my dumpling steamed!

by Dumplingsteamer May 4, 2010

chicken dumpling

to take a poop

Sarah: dude why does the bathroom smell so bad?
Katie: Sorry I had to take a chicken dumpling.

by chickendumplings4life May 12, 2015

siberian dumpling

When you put a frozen pudding pop up a girls butt then commence to eat it.

Did you hear that Jenny gave Thomas a Siberian dumpling!?

by Bigwengdang December 10, 2021