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Drive-By Shouting

The instant in which a person passing you on the road yells insults or profanities for the duration of time you can hear them.
Suzie (The Drive-By Shouting Initiator): Your cock-sucking bitch ass can go to hell! i hate you! Ass hole!

Mike: :O
by RiotStarteR September 2, 2010
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Drive-by-Shoeting

Shoeholics obsessed with taking photos of shoes in store windows without trying on or buying.
A "Oh wait! Love those shoeboots! Must get a photo!"
B "Is this just another drive-by-shoeting or do you want to go in and try them on?"
A "No, I can't afford them. Just wanted to get a picture of the lovelies."
by creativegoddess November 12, 2011
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Drive-by Hi

When you know you owe a friend a hello, but you don't have alot of time to stop and chat.
"Hey, have you seen Debbie lately?"
"Well, I pulled a drive-by hi yesterday"
"That's not enough time to soak in her awesomeness!"
"Yeah, but I was late to court"
by #1JA September 23, 2011
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Drive By Glazing

When you are masturbating and are borderline the climax point, and then you run into your friends, girlfriend, or complete strangers room, bedroom, or where they are hanging out. You then proceed to bust an enormous "man juice" load onto them, preferably precisely hitting the bulls eye face cum shot. Best results are obtained by finding someone asleep allowing for the possibility of performing the horrendous but satisfying act, in a surprise attack. The next best choice for anyone willing to do this, is to run like hell, completing the "Drive By Glazing".
Bro: Yo man, I totally snuck up on your girl and busted a huge semen load in her face.

Dude: Im gonna beat your ass, you totally violated her with a drive by glazing.
by Honeybager5933 December 27, 2011
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Drive-by-snozzing

When your dog comes and wipes its nose accross your body, and or arms and legs, getting its boogers all over you.
I was a victim of a-drive by-snozzing

Doggy, you have me a drive-by-snozzing.
by Alexalilly October 9, 2014
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drive-by jerk off

Also known as DBJO. It's when a guy drives by you in the street while you're walking on the sidewalk and asks for directions for a place he's like really far away from.

When he stops and starts asking you directions he's rubbing one out and he'll keep doing it while you're talking to him. He's likely to drive away if you notice what he's doing and you're not into it and tell him to drive away.

Get his licence plate number and denounce the bastard.
(Drive-by jerk off stops his car next to a woman walking on the sidewalk.

DBJO- Excuse me, do you know where the Placita is?
Woman - Um, that's really far away you are way off.

DBJO- Uh-huh *he is already masturbating*
Woman - Uh, wait , what are you doing?
DBJO- Mm-hmm *keeps masturbating*
Woman - *steps back* Oh my god, go. Just go!

(Drive-by jerk off drives away)
by zetazetaram May 31, 2016
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Drive by

Fucking a bitch hard and fast, pulling your dick out and spraying her body with your load.
I pulled a drive by on my bitch, sprayed those sexy curves with cum like an Uzi.
by HoodAngel June 1, 2017
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