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cottage dweef

1. A special case of dick queef, or dweef, caused by residue from an incomplete ejaculation getting stuck in the urethra, fermenting and building up pressure til it shoots out the end like a stanky ass ball of cottage cheese.

2. The only Christmas present I'm getting for my friend this year
Guy #1: Dude, your cottage dweef just hit me in the eye!
Guy #2: Sorry, I get a little excited while watching Deadpool.
Guy #1: ...I didn't say stop
by Dave-Landon May 11, 2016
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Unlucky Dreemer

by Unlucky Dreemer November 17, 2017
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Polish Dweefer

Placing hot sauce on your penis, insert penis into anus, fart (dweef) out the penis, and then sucking penis to completion
Do not attempt if you have hemorrhoids. Have fun getting your Polish Dweefer bro.
by Vinnnnnners June 5, 2021
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@Asriel.Dreemur Rec Room

A/The personification of a modeler, or creator, in a game called Rec Room. People who get called this are most likely to be racist and misogynistic.
Emo ass goofy swurvy ass goofy ass ugly ass derpy ass dumbass @Asriel.Dreemur Rec Room
by burgerpatty7 September 12, 2022
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dickey Dreyfus

Pulling a sickle and then coming down with said ailment
by Steo4442 September 21, 2022
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Ralsei Dreemurr

Fluffy boy in deltarune.
His name is an anagram of "SERIAL MURDERER" or "ASRIEL DREEMURR"
"Yo Ralsei Dreemurr is my favourite character in deltarune"
by account_not_in_use February 17, 2023
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Asriel Dreemurr

Asriel is from the 2015 game undertale. Asriel is a child that died to the humans after bringing Chara up to the surface spreading their dust across their fathers flower garden and before he died the royal scientist uses determination to bring him back in the form of a golden flower that ends up coming to life but with no soul, once you beat normal pacifist in undertale once you go to the true lab and spare the amalgamates you fight 1st phase asriel dreemurr by using hopes and dreams then you go to asriel second phase god of hyperdeath then once you save your friends souls you can save asriel.
person 1: you ever fought asriel dreemurr god of hyperdeath
by Sans_Real November 29, 2023
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