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Dipshit Switch

A) v. 2011. Texas:USA; The act of OR reference to the act of utilizing dipshittedness for benefit or profit by invoking changes in inherent spending pattern options common among dipshits in a social economy.

B) n. 2011. Texas:USA;

1)A button or lever that catalyzes events more complicated than engagement of said button or lever, but less complicated than that which a 2 year old could handle.
2)The 'post' or 'send' button on any internet forum page when pressed by a dipshit.
A) A major gas company makes a subtle, unannounced and un-signposted change to the order of octane ratings and related pricing on their gas pumps, causing busy consumers to unknowingly purchase high octane gas for their 94 civic. This is a dipshit switch.
by ByePhilJ June 3, 2011
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dipshit

A dipshit. A person who puts their finger in their own shit and then licks it off.
The driver in front of me is a dipshit as he has decided to make a big production out of turning right.
by billsthatillmillstil December 8, 2009
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DICTHIONARY

-spell dictionary
-D-I-C-T-H-I-O-N-A-R-Y
-Wrong!
by HYcHSKvHaljkbhsl July 7, 2003
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DICThead

1. One who spends their time creating entries in online dictionaries with the intent to defame others.
2. Likeminded people who reinforce this behavior by adding repetitive and intellectually challeged definitions.
3. Moonbats who create bogus definitions purely for propaganda's sake.
The pathetic DICTheads are having a field day with Dick Cheney.
by Riytee February 21, 2006
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dipshit-diddlyshit

A lot of pussyfooting damned nonsense. I heard this dyadic expression once only from an exasperated Lesbian at a business meeting of the Gay Activists' Alliance at the Firehouse on Wooster St. in NYC in December 1972 or January 1973.
I'm tired of this dipshit-diddlyshit argument.
by Ofanoan July 18, 2010
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dilth

A friends dad or dad you want to bang/ or hug/ or kiss
Your dad is a dilth
by Emma Lindquist January 10, 2016
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dipshit sherlock

One who is not very bright.
Kid1: Watcha got there, ice cream?
Kid2:No shit sherlock!
by NateK July 29, 2005
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