Dimpho

A very dim-witted girl with a slow brain. Hence DIMpho. She has trouble counting her toes and thinks she is a llama. Dimpho eats faeries and bathes in tomato sause. She has 17 thumbs and has really nice-smelling breath.

Omg! Look at her thumb! She's got a dimpho!

by Liefie_suzi May 27, 2009

diplomacy

a bullshit deal that later gets broken

When your friend asks for money and promises to pay you back, thats diplomacy!

by Toppet May 26, 2016

JMU diploma

$100,000 toilet paper

I was reading some job applications this morning. I found someone's who listed JMU as their education. As I was laughing my ass off, my secretary commented that walmart has toilet paper for $.99 and is a lot smoother than a JMU diploma

by UVA Law July 3, 2011

knee dimples

When a person's leg is so fat that the knee appears concave due to fat overhanging said knee.

Wow. That's some knee dimples he has going on.

by mr. statue November 21, 2011

make it diplo

When listening to EDM music females with incredibly large and very nice asses twerk very aggressively.

*the beat goes apeshit in the club*

DJ - make it diplo!

*every attractive female in the club starts twerking until they cannot feel their ass anymore*

by Djpython December 30, 2013

DIPLOMATIC

"PRESENT DAY DEFINITION".....One who is generally dishonest, deceitful, vengeful, able to lie to achieve personal gain. To cover up facts and distort the truth to achieve a selfish objective.

The lawyer was very diplomatic in presenting the case to the jury, resulting in an acquittal.

by CWFF May 6, 2020

Diplodocus

A dumb person, animal, or inanimate object.

He is a huge diplodocus.

by Cody Bishop January 23, 2006