dilly-bar

A guy who likes to try to go after married or taken women. He gets a cheap thrill out of talking to ladies online and liking all of their Facebook posts and being super thirsty and posting lame comments on all of their photos. This is the type of guy who doesn't know what he wants but he likes to lead ladies on but they need to be in a relationship or married for him to feel good about himself like he is trying to steal another guys woman. A Dilly-bar guy also likes to post a ton of gay selfies that look the exact same for attention to feed his insecure ego. He will go as so far as to hit on his "step daughters" so basically any "forbidden" females is what gets his rocks off

Anyone with that many selfies who is that thirsty to go after taken females is a dilly-bar!

by HotButton June 27, 2016

veterinarians dilema

Your girlfriend just got a new little fuzzy kitten and you need some great entertainment. While your girlfriend is out, take a massive shit in the cat box. Hilarity ensues as she gathers a stool sample and rushes the poor little sick kitty off to the vet.

by talboo July 31, 2003

dilly

A tablet of Dilaudid® a strong analgaesic (hydromorphone hydrochloride 1, 2, 3, 4, or 8 mg) derived from morphine and invented in Germany in 1926; it is eight times stronger than morphine via the intravenous route and therefore marginally stronger than heroin.

I finally got relief from the injury after the doctor switched me from Vicodin to some 3 mg Dillies.

by anon September 27, 2004

dick dilemma

A situation where a guy has to decide between two or more equally desirable pieces of ass.

An occurrence that causes the penile instrument to lose focus, slacken a bit, and re-think its plan of attack.

Steve is in such a dick dilemma right now.
Yea I know, he's watching that Backstreet Boy video again.

by Penile Confusion November 13, 2005

silly dilly willie nelson style

the act of ending any phrase or comment with "silly dilly willie nelson style"

Jizzon: You guys ready to play some golf.

Peezy: Oh for sure. I'm gonna slap them, "silly dilly willie nelson style."

by Vipeezy May 21, 2008

Dilly Bar

When there are two males and one female, the female first gives oral to the first male. Who ejaculates in her mouth. The female keeps it in her mouth while giving oral to the second male. Effectively coating his dick like a dilly bar.

"dude, we should totally give her mom a dilly bar"

by clutch player 13 April 25, 2010

Dilly Whacker

Someone who gives free, unskilled handjobs to strangers. Usually while intoxicated.

Skeezy Shelley is one dirty Dilly Whacker!

by steev-0 February 16, 2009