When you continue to lose weight mysteriously like a cancer patient, despite eating like a pig, and working out seldom or never.
Cate: You've lost weight. Are you on some kind of diet.
Natalie: I'm on a steady diet of pizza, cheetos, and peanutbutter.
Cate: You must be working out?
Natalie: Yeah, I do try to alternate between holding my cigarette in the right and left.
Cate: Whatever, the tapeworm diet looks good on you.
Natatlie: There's something wrong with me. I'm scared.
Natalie: I'm on a steady diet of pizza, cheetos, and peanutbutter.
Cate: You must be working out?
Natalie: Yeah, I do try to alternate between holding my cigarette in the right and left.
Cate: Whatever, the tapeworm diet looks good on you.
Natatlie: There's something wrong with me. I'm scared.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh March 12, 2010
Get the the tapeworm dietmug. Panties which are smaller than the intended wearer's current size and intended to serve as motivation for her diet (course of action to reduce body weight, size, or fat) or to serve as a marker of when her diet has achieved its intended goal.
The aspiring ballerina purchased a pair of size double-zero lace panties with a 20-inch waist and said to herself, "I will not eat solid food until I fit into these dieting panties. And even then, I will diet to remain slim enough to fit in them." She eagerly anticipated the feeling of the delicate lace against her glabrous vulva, and her hunger temporarily subsided.
by wouldaben December 13, 2010
Get the dieting pantiesmug. Galpal: "Darling, she looks terrible! All skin and bags. What do you think happened?"
Gaypal: "Sweetie, she obvs is on the Omaha Diet. It does terrible things to your complexion."
Gaypal: "Sweetie, she obvs is on the Omaha Diet. It does terrible things to your complexion."
by Gichanel January 20, 2010
Get the Omaha Dietmug. by BROKBOI December 3, 2019
Get the Diet Weedmug. The stuff I can't get enuff of; second to sex. Diet Coke is my beverage of choice!!!! I can go through a twelve pack of Diet Coke in two days. I am addicted to Diet Coke.
by Lilia October 10, 2005
Get the Diet Cokemug. A drink with no nutritional value but apparently some people like how it tastes. Water seems like a much better substitute for diet coke or diet anything for that matter.
Drive-thru attendant: "Would you like a drink with that?"
Dude 1: "How much is a drink - a diet coke?"
Attendant: "It's 1.29."
Dude 2(in car too): "Dude, ask for water and see if they charge."
Dude 1: "Ummm.. how much do you charge for a small cup of water."
Attendant: "It's free."
Dude 2: "Get that, and one for me too. After all, aren't we saving up for our future rides hopefully?"
Dude 1: "Word." *To attendant*: "Water it is then. We'll have the H two O sweetie."
Dude 2: "Good deal man."
Dude 1: "How much is a drink - a diet coke?"
Attendant: "It's 1.29."
Dude 2(in car too): "Dude, ask for water and see if they charge."
Dude 1: "Ummm.. how much do you charge for a small cup of water."
Attendant: "It's free."
Dude 2: "Get that, and one for me too. After all, aren't we saving up for our future rides hopefully?"
Dude 1: "Word." *To attendant*: "Water it is then. We'll have the H two O sweetie."
Dude 2: "Good deal man."
by Adel7 September 23, 2007
Get the diet cokemug. 1) "damn i feel fine, i'm on a 24 hour champagne diet".
2) person 1--> 'you look like you feelin good, you drunk?'
person 2--> 'ya, i'm on a champagne diet'
person 2--> 'sweet, i'm starting on one of those diets this
weekend'
2) person 1--> 'you look like you feelin good, you drunk?'
person 2--> 'ya, i'm on a champagne diet'
person 2--> 'sweet, i'm starting on one of those diets this
weekend'
by tamtamatam April 9, 2010
Get the Champagne Dietmug.