pint of dicks

Literally a measurement of wriggling, dismembered male genitalia. Preferably served in a pint glass.

Go drink a pint of dicks Sharon!

by JustJohnXCIV February 1, 2018

Punching bag of dicks

When a girl takes so much dick, therefore her pussy has become a punching bag for cocks.

She got banged by all the bros, what a punching bag of dicks.

by Bangnah February 17, 2018

Patch of dicks

Collective noun for a group of dicks and/or a group of men gathered in a single spot.

Hey, check out that patch of dicks

by Dicktation December 12, 2018

gallery of dicks

The collective name for a group of men with their dicks out standing around not doing anything in particular. Similar to a "murder of crows" or a "gaggle of geese." The contestants on "Naked Attraction" waiting to be judged is a good example.

I went to a college naked party last weekend but it was mostly a gallery of dicks.

by raccoonx March 11, 2022

resume of dicks

A promiscuous woman's sexual history.

A phrase uttered by image consultant Kevin Samuels in response to a woman claiming she deserves a high value male because she has slept with many high value men before.

Woman: "I've been with many high value men, I think my resume speaks for itself"

Kevin Samuels: "your resume of dicks?"

by Homeless Chicken May 7, 2023

Bag of Dicks

A hysterical anonymous prank you can send from the company Ship Your Enemies Glitter (shipyourenemiesglitter.com) to someone you love or hate.

I tripled the dicks in the Bag Of Dicks I sent to my ex boyfriend for blowing Steve.

by RustyDoggers September 8, 2023

Eat a hot bowl of dicks

Something Ice-T tells haters to do.

'Eat a hot bowl of dicks' - Ice T

by mistasteve October 19, 2020