dickbeater

Someone who faps too much.

"Joe is a dickbeater, no wonder his drain is clogged!"

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

dickhead

A male individual who holds their cellphone to their heads. (Related to dildohead; see dildohead)

"There's a dickhead over there in his car."
"That dickhead is holding his dick to his head again."

by Darjamvan January 23, 2009

Blockchain Dickhead

When and individual is a dickhead and everyone discovers this at the same time and a consensuses is formed. Like the blockchain the opinion is immutable and cannot be changed.

Person A says "Donald Trump is a blockchain dickhead" and Persons B, C, D, E...X, Y & Z confirm through independent verification and say "Yes I independently verify this"

by MarioKart7 September 26, 2018

dickbarton

A Grass.

Milkybar is such a dickbarton. With a chode of dimentions 2"x9"

by dickbarton March 11, 2004

Dickbean

Baseball: dìk-Beeń: The act of getting the ball thrown intentionally at you. To get hit by a pitch intentionally thrown to hit you.

It seamed like Johnny tried Dickbean
Alex, But he ducked and didn't get hit!

by Exca11 July 5, 2014

Dickboar

A slut that goes after the dick like a wild boar.

Hannah sure turns into a Dickboar when she gets drunk as fuck.

by Hannah Moody March 27, 2015

urban dickhead-tionary

A person who always brings up words he found on Urban Dictionary like s/he spent all night memorizing the whole dictionary

That one kid sitting by himself is alone because he is an urban dickhead-tionary.

by Chodeyjones42 April 20, 2015