Doggie Deuce

A waste product from a dog's digestive tract expelled through the anus or cloaca during a process called defecation.

Guy 1: I really hate the old lady up the street so I let Rover drop a doggie deuce in her front yard, daily.
Guy 2: That's just wrong.

by ToBlacktoStrong August 31, 2012

Beer Deuce

(be-er duse)When eating any pizza topped with sausage and drinking a mug of frosty beer and the sausage falls into the beer portrying a turd nugget in a toilet bowl.

Anthony:"Pass me a slice of that sausage pizza fool."

Mark:"ok.... Oops i dropped a Beer Deuce."

by kushkiller909 June 19, 2011

deuce air

When your trying to drop a deuce, but all that comes out is air.

Use in place of "i farted"

Whats that smell?

I dropped some deuce air!

by Lady deuce dropper August 7, 2017

Beat the deuce

Prison slang. The act of getting to meal trays when only allowed one.

(Cafeteria setting)Bro, ain't no guards in here! Ima bout to beat the deuce!

by Howard_HUZE January 5, 2018

Deuce Droppers

The Deuce Droppers were the enemies of the legendary Skeet Friends. The Deuce Droppers were a group of friends that went around town and took craps in public. They wanted to create as much havoc as they could, and get as many new members as they could. The Deuce Droppers were against ejaculating in public, and for Dropping Deuces in public. There mission was to paint the town with Feces.

The Deuce Droppers played an important part in the Skeet Saga. The founder and leader of the deuce droppers was Deputy Deuce, and Deucie Griffin. There were also many other characters in the Deuce Droppers. The Deuce Droppers fought the Skeet Friends on Mount Skeetmore (Originally called Mount Rushmore, but come on thats a gay name. However the Skeet Friends prevailed.

Deuce Droppers took S***** in public, and other than that they didnt do s*** (No pun intended...Mutha F*****).

by David Skeet Jr. May 4, 2008

Chuck Deuces

The act of leaving and saying goodbye to everyone in the room at once by throwing two peace signs up. The act of chucking them depends on the chucker; some throw it to the side, some do the Richard Nixon and some just say "deuces".

Wish I could hang out but I' have to chuck deuces. I'll catch up with you tomorrow. Later

by MeezyFizzle September 26, 2010

Deuce and a half

The standard 2.5 ton truck for the US Army.

Dammit, I am stuck having to drive our deuce and a half back to the shop...

by VP-bofh January 26, 2004