A 1, 000, 000 : 1 ratio, as observed by professor Frink, ie one person in a million will find a joke funny.
A reference to Dennis Miller's sometimes mystifying commentary on ESPN's Monday Night Football.
A reference to Dennis Miller's sometimes mystifying commentary on ESPN's Monday Night Football.
*Lisa reads Comic Book Guy's Shirt*
Lisa: C:, C:\Dos, C:\Dos\Run. Ha! Only one person in a million would find that funny.
Frink: Yes, we call that the Dennis Miller Ratio.
Lisa: C:, C:\Dos, C:\Dos\Run. Ha! Only one person in a million would find that funny.
Frink: Yes, we call that the Dennis Miller Ratio.
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Get the dennis miller ratio mug.A simple well drink cocktail comprising of double or triple vodka with a conservative splash of cranberry juice served on the rocks in a short glass with a straw that is consumed on a work or school-night.
Origin: in the fifth task of the eighth season of Celebrity Apprentice (2009), retired NBA champion Dennis Rodman got fired because he was ineffective on the task due to a hang over from consuming several vodka-diulted vodka-cranberries with Tom Green the night before. Thus the Dennis Rodman cocktail.
Origin: in the fifth task of the eighth season of Celebrity Apprentice (2009), retired NBA champion Dennis Rodman got fired because he was ineffective on the task due to a hang over from consuming several vodka-diulted vodka-cranberries with Tom Green the night before. Thus the Dennis Rodman cocktail.
Lashaya: Hi Carlton happy hump day and welcome back to my bar. What would you like to drink tonight sweetie?
Carlton: I want to drink to forget even though I have an important work day tomorrow. I would like a Dennis Rodman (cocktail) please.
Lashaya: Triple vodka with a shot of cran in a short glass and a straw for maximum efficent sippage you got it.
Carlton: I want to drink to forget even though I have an important work day tomorrow. I would like a Dennis Rodman (cocktail) please.
Lashaya: Triple vodka with a shot of cran in a short glass and a straw for maximum efficent sippage you got it.
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It is a reference to the move, Dreamscape, where Dennis Quaid plays the main role. He enters people's dreams and helps them conquer their fears.
It is a reference to the move, Dreamscape, where Dennis Quaid plays the main role. He enters people's dreams and helps them conquer their fears.
Person A: "I've been wanting to ask you this for a long time...will you marry me?"
Person B: "Dream on Dennis Quaid"
Person B: "Dream on Dennis Quaid"
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Get the Dream on Dennis Quaid mug.Born June 17th, 1967 in Washington State, Assumed the stage name "Dennis Michael" and performs as a comedy magician, inventor of magic effects, creative free thinker, artist and a downright entertaining person to invite to your party. Intelligent observer and caring husband and father. Avid fly fisherman and designer of fishing flys using unconventional materials.
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Get the Dennis Hopper Spider mug.When a man ejaculates on a womans face, then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed through the nose, and mix with the seman on her face. The man then licks off the blood and seman mix and spits it in her vagina; Making sure some of it is spread over the lips. The man then squeezes her vagina shut. After about 3-5 minutes, the blood and seman make a strong glue-like substance which is strong enough to hold the vagina shut by itself. The process to open the vagina is very painful and is said to feel like you are ripping out your pubic hair.
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