Splurge Demon

The monster that hides in stores and convinces you to buy random stuff that you don't need or are not on your list. This creature especially likes to hide in stores such as Walmart and Ross.

Chelsea: OMG! I went to Walmart with a grocery list and totally got attacked by the Splurge Demon on my way to the checkout!

Patrick: Really?! How much did you spend?

Chelsea: I splurged on $50 worth of random crap :/

by Kylie Koxxx June 17, 2010

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Lemon Demon

music for a very very very weird breed of gay people

lemon demon? bro you must have the ‘tism

by why does this have to be me July 14, 2023

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Demon Siege

Code word for dick.

That chick was really into me last night, I gave her the demon siege and exploded on her face. I don't think she'll ask for it again, if you know what I mean.

by Rusty & Joe August 6, 2011

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Air Demon

Someone who doesn't contribute to a conversation and just stands around stealing your air!

Hey you see Anthony over there

'Yeah'
He's an air demon!
Why?
He's not speaking...just breathing

air stealer demon thieve oxygen

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Schoolie Demon

Someone who terrorized the NYCDOE Free School Lunch; They also go around and ask others in the lunchroom for their school lunch

This is what is known as a Schoolie Demon

Jayden and casseem during lunch were trying to cut eachother on line whilst Lindon and Ali pleaded with the other students to get their school lunch and give it to them. All four of these schoolie demons had done this strategy since freshman year, learning from their mentors Leonardo and Escalade. Lartey took notice and said to himself “ Schoolie Demons are back at it again smh” as they continued to profusely ask others to get them the school lunch.

by Killer Police February 15, 2022

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