Deja-Poo

The feeling you get when you've heard that shit before

What Simon Cowell says every year on XFactor = Deja-Poo

by Eos September 22, 2012

Deja crap

An explicative used when you discover that your latest unique and brilliant thought has been posted on the internet, discussed, criticized and probably dismissed already.

Tom: "What do you call a pig with laryngitis?"
Dick: "I don't know, let me look it up on Google."
Tom: "Wait! ..."
Dick: "Here it is. The pig is disgruntled."
Tom: "Deja crap! I came up with that on my own just now!"
Dick: "Uuuhuh ..."

by Wonton2 September 1, 2013

deja spew

When you realize your one-night-stand is a repeat offender.

Dude, I hooked up with this hottie I met last night. Turns out I already had her. It was a total deja spew!

by GSB Jim December 18, 2011

deja vom

Tasting your food from earlier all day without actually throwing up.

Ew, deja vom. Taco from yesterday!

by chchchchchchchc29u3 February 23, 2011

Deja Status

The feeling you get while updating your status that you may have already used that post in the past.

Just got hit with a deja status, so just to be safe I better erase my status real quick and post something new. I really thought that update was gunna be funny, but now I'm not sure if I've already used it before or not.

by FedEx_delivery June 16, 2011

deja doom

The feeling that this apocalyptic scenario has happened before… and it’s still not any better.

Experiencing deja doom, Sarah couldn’t shake the feeling that surviving the zombie apocalypse once was impressive, but doing it twice felt like an undead rerun.

by camellia_camellia December 26, 2023

deja ri

deja ri (déjà ri) in French, is the process of randomly remembering a random funny event or experience and laughing about it. Other people around you may give you a weird look because they do not know what you are laughing about.

The name deja ri, is similar to deja vu, something that you have already experienced before, but with laughing at something.

Person 1: *randomly starts laughing*
Person 2: why are you laughing all of a sudden?
Person 1: oh, I just remembered this funny moment that happened 6 months ago
Person 2: oh, so you had a deja ri?
Person 1: pretty much, yeah

by AkyrosXD January 18, 2024