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Demonic Colonic

When a person has a violent and severely explosive bowel movement so much so that it resembles a digestive "exorcism" of foul smelling, rotting waste matter sent by Satan through the depths of your cursed colon. Like the "asspocalypse" this kind of bowel movement can trigger loss of consciousness, muscular spasms within the legs and may need supervision by the occasional priest.
"Dude, did you hear Calves in the 4th bathroom...it smelled awful...I walked right into her demonic colonic."
by 4thfloorvictim November 13, 2009
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demon twins

two siblings that take 0 fucks, and could care less what you think of them, usually found in the shadows, watching your every move, Onyx (cm), the older twin will make it clear what they think of you, Orion the younger, smarter twin is more mystery, you never know where you stand with him unless he tells you flat out. These two you don't f with unless your want your mentality screwed up. They lead a close knit team of people, their names are unknown still.
"aye, you seen the demon twins lately?"
"nah, they chose to keep close to their team, good luck infultraiting them, they don't let the average scum join their ranks."
by chaos calls me December 15, 2021
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Air Demon

Someone who doesn't contribute to a conversation and just stands around stealing your air!
Hey you see Anthony over there

'Yeah'
He's an air demon!
Why?
He's not speaking...just breathing

air stealer demon thieve oxygen
by AirDemon1 November 1, 2012
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Demon Siege

That chick was really into me last night, I gave her the demon siege and exploded on her face. I don't think she'll ask for it again, if you know what I mean.
by Rusty & Joe August 6, 2011
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Splurge Demon

The monster that hides in stores and convinces you to buy random stuff that you don't need or are not on your list. This creature especially likes to hide in stores such as Walmart and Ross.
Chelsea: OMG! I went to Walmart with a grocery list and totally got attacked by the Splurge Demon on my way to the checkout!

Patrick: Really?! How much did you spend?

Chelsea: I splurged on $50 worth of random crap :/
by Kylie Koxxx June 17, 2010
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demon deacons

1. the mascot for Wake Forest

2. bomb squads, double d's, bangarangs, cannon crushers, mountains, ruff riders, jugs, tits, and things straight men like to suck on
i just saw this girl walking by who absolutely had some demon deacons popping out of her shirt. If she walks by me again i will mush her deacons with my dick
by liverrat July 19, 2009
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demonic shit

Scared Dude: HOLY SHIT!!!

Satanists: That's DEMONIC shit, you douche bag.
by badworddefiner March 17, 2009
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