M. Diddy 

1. Martha Stewart's Prison Bitch name.
2. A wannabe rapper who's name starts with the letter 'M'.

1) That M. Diddy is a hot piece of ass!

2) Yo! It's M. Diddy whizzle in tha hizzle fo' shizzle, all the ladies think i gotsa small Pe-nizzle!

M. Diddy by Nick John July 26, 2005

p diddy 

When s.o. is trying to piss and nothing comes out he yells at his dick 'p diddy' or 'p you little diddy'

Come on! p diddy! p! Give it to me! p, damn dick!

p diddy by woobledoo1978 February 11, 2005

p diddy 

a man who fucked jennifer lopez in the ass so bad that she broke up with with him and married a pussie like marc anthony

im going to go all p diddy on you girl

p diddy by Extremely Easy Ed August 24, 2005

The Diddy Kong Smash 

The Diddy Kong Smash is the perfect sexual receipe for disaster. This stunt requires a long rubber dildo (perferably a double dong), and a woman who doesn't mind having a toy in her ass during intercourse. Wait untill you get your rocks off, and at that very moment you rip the dildo out of her tightly clamped ass, cock back and hit her in the face with it.

The Diddy Kong Smash, the act of hitting your girlfriend in the face with a dildo you just pulled out of her ass.

I could have landed a second date with Mary had I not given her the diddy kong smash. I'm sure dumping the condom on her dress didn't help either.

Oh well.

The Diddy Kong Smash by focofox37 April 15, 2007

P. Diddy 

Who you feel like when waking up in the morning in a bathtub, right after a crazy party.

Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy, grab my glasses I'm out the door, gonna hit this city.

P. Diddy by Grandiose March 13, 2010

house of diddy chick 

a bad, (good looking) girl. House of Diddy refers to girls like cassie, signed under diddy's label.

i wish i could fuck every girl in the world, every model every singer, every actress every diva, every house of diddy chick...

house of diddy chick by savvykay August 10, 2009

P. Diddy 

what happens when the condom breaks.

oh shit, it's P. Diddy

P. Diddy by i am west side6968928 March 3, 2010