C.F.A.D

pronounced C-F-A-D or Ka Fad or See Fad
stands for

Cute From A Distance
From a distance they seem attractive, but as you get a closer look at them, there ugly, thus cute from a distance

For the bro's

Bro A: Dude check out that girl across the dance floor damn she is so bodacious
Bro B: Damn she is..wait hold on she's coming this way
Bro A: OH SHIT! nevermind C.F.A.D
Bro B: oh fuck bro, your right looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
Bro A: damn..let's go get fucked up
Bro B: ok -_-''

For the Girls
Girl A: Ooo girrl he is fine
Girl B: Damn I wonder what he looks like shirtless
Girl A: omgah girl he's looking this way, omgah he's coming over here
Girl B: oh fuck C.F.A.D damn let's pertend to be lesbians so he'll go away
Girl A: ok lol

by Johnny Is Brutally Honest December 7, 2009

i.d.g.a.f

acronym for i dont give a fuck, i dont giva fut, or any combination of not giving a fuck-ness, great to yell out in a crowd, "I DONT GIVA FUCK!"

someone asked me what i thought about global warming
i said i.d.g.a.f gtfo my face bitch

by DJslayer66 October 1, 2008

D.I.L.F

Dad I'd Like to Fuck

Sara: Wow, He's 42????
Meg: yeah, he's a total D.I.L.F

by Gizzo June 21, 2006

D.G.A.F

Abbreviations Meaning Dont give a fuck, my friend steve has it tatoo'd on his lip

"Oh u see jonny today, Yeah he D.G.A.F"

by Rockstarenergydrink April 10, 2008

D.I.A.F

Die in a Fire, to die by fire, deadly fire or fires. Explosions killing others.

i got hit with a fireball and died in a fire(d.i.a.f.).

by TeccaBest May 1, 2006

F.A.D.U.

Acronym for Faggots and Dykes United. It's the insensitive way to refer to the Gay and Lesbian alliance.

Perez Hilton and Rosie O'Donnel would be the king and queen of F.A.D.U.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM September 19, 2009

F of d

Defines the strength of a Man's pelvic thrust.

Jesus: Hey Kal, how strong is your F of d?

Kal: .1 Newtons! I need more work with the hulahoop.

by Sonya Woolston February 23, 2013