got my contacts in

A phrase to tell people youre high without actually saying it.

Why are your eyes so red? I got my contacts in nigga

by manwithspecialeyes October 9, 2013

Hairy Cuntaloupe

Taking a fresh cantaloupe, you cut out a penis-sized hole. Then, you heat up the cantaloupe in a microwave for 30 seconds or until desired warmth. You then place your penis inside the cantalouple and the seeds inside the cantaloupe simulate a vagina and pull on your penis.

My girl wouldn't have sex with me so I went into the refrigerator and made a "hairy cuntaloupe."

by Adolf Ollerbusch August 27, 2009

Kalamazoo Contact

The act of ejaculating into a girls eye and then using a blow dryer to dry it on the cornea, making it hard like a contact lens.

Andrew: Hey Bryan, I noticed that your skank was walking around and knocking things over like she's blind.

Bryan: Yeah, I gave her a huge Kalamazoo Contact last night.

by DJ Dago December 16, 2010

cantaloupe

A person prone to ill-advised behavior; a dumbass, a moron.

"So I drive into this Gas Station the other day, and what do I see? This complete cantaloupe was pumping gas into a soda bottle while smoking a cigarette."

by joshua estell August 3, 2006

gables centaurs

Faggot ass pussys who will never have shit on the key rats. Fuck all gables centaurs, and there fucking mothers. gables centaurs can suck key rat dick. As you can see this is how they try people. using urban dictionary instead of actually fighitng

Gables centaurs swear they are hard.

by FUCK GABLES CENTAURS January 29, 2008

Cuntard

When the word 'fucktard' doesn't quite express the way you feel about someone's level of retardation!

That cuntard has fucked himself in the arse again.
Could he be anymore countarded?
That cuntarded prick is doing my head in!

by welterw8 June 21, 2016

Cantalope

A word that is use to describe a person who is being a cunt!

Man she is such a Cantalope!

by Mr. Giraff3 October 6, 2013