crystal

the whitest cunt you'll ever meet
her obsession with anime is too much 😤👎

"wow crystal spoiled that anime for me I'm gonna block her"

by ryota 🍆💦 July 28, 2016

Crystal Yao

a chinese girl who is obsessed with anime. she is prone to liking tennis a lot also.

Also see RAWR or something else like that.

by Blah January 10, 2005

crystal hoot

Crystal hoots are just the last little bit of marijuanna thats stuck to the bottom of a grinder/scissors, and can be brewed on the tip of a cigarette.

crystal hoots? sweet.

by tegan_il November 19, 2006

Crystal Falls, Mi

Boring ass town,

nothing to do...and the people are stuck up and full of themselves. if you don't have the 'right last name' then good luck. you wont last long. You should LEAVE while you still have the chance.

wow, this is almost as boring as Crystal falls, Mi"

by jealous145? September 1, 2010

crystal

stupid whore that gets caught having sex in the closet at every party she goes to

oh god, you wouldn't wanna pull a crystal; do it in the bathroom instead.

by bagezzzzzz October 20, 2008

Crystal Palace Fan

To be very 'ardcore and a pure wavey don.

That guy right there, is a Crystal Palace fan.

by Wavy_Don_Thomps September 20, 2011

Crystal Lake

A town northwest of Chicago, close to many other towns, such as Poplar Grove Many of the town's inhabitants refer to each other as "pro" or "boss". They also are home to some self-centered and narcissistic people. The town's inhabitant's also like a short variety of music. For example, they worship LMFAO and Lil Wayne, but not much else. The town is also dangerously conservative, homophobic, and pro-life, meaning people with common sense are often excluded from daily activities, which include starting shit at the local roll-a-rink, and conforming to popular culture.

Hey man, you wanna go to Crystal Lake? Naw, man, I'm a liberal, they'll eat me alive.

(Typical conversation between Crystal Lakians) Dude, you're such a pro! Yeah, I work it like a boss. *Turns to gay kid* HOMO!

by MillerYo September 6, 2012