when a compact disk your taste is offended by, or due to the fact that they are becoming outmoded, is relegated to coffee table stain prevention status aka ctsps.
I found a cd that was so hideous i had to buy it just so I could shame it by forcing it into a slave life of coaster demotion and hold drinks until it breaks.
by provider44 January 18, 2010
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I don't wanna be coastist, but taking that job at University of Nebraska sounds like a death sentence.
by shitty karma November 4, 2013
Get the coastist mug."I wish we could just crastify to my birthday next week"
"Bloody hell, this year has just crastified!"
"Goodbye darling, have a nice trip, I really hope that the time until I next see you just crastifies..."
"Bloody hell, this year has just crastified!"
"Goodbye darling, have a nice trip, I really hope that the time until I next see you just crastifies..."
by The man who spoke to his cat December 4, 2014
Get the Crastify mug.1. To have sex with your daughter, then have another daughter and have sex with her.
2. To be incest
This word was based from the wildling Craster from the popular TV show Game of Thrones. He had many wives (who were also his daughters) and slept with them, and had more daughters.
This word can be used as an insult
2. To be incest
This word was based from the wildling Craster from the popular TV show Game of Thrones. He had many wives (who were also his daughters) and slept with them, and had more daughters.
This word can be used as an insult
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Get the Creastoverkah mug.A Coastie bump is the art of sniffing your MDMA through your nostrils, as opposed to the orthodox method of swallowing in cap form or stirred through your drink. The bump can be done using a spoon, straw or other utensil but more traditionally is done on the base of your thumb in a clenched fist. A Coastie bump is best served when an instant boost in dancing power and happiness is needed mid-rave.
JT (mid rave): Hey Travis, How you feeling?
Trav: Pretty Good mate but I don't think I'm gurning enough. Lets have another Coastie Bump!!
JT: Meow
Trav: Pretty Good mate but I don't think I'm gurning enough. Lets have another Coastie Bump!!
JT: Meow
by Kataminemeow August 12, 2019
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