Creamy Sandy Swirly

The act of severing a man's cock, blending it on the highest setting of the blender, and force feeding it to them while massaging their balls.

Bro, I thought the night was over until she gave me a creamy sandy swirly, it was so rad!

by Deep Hot Tongue May 6, 2014

Creamy Abe Lincoln

A shot in the dark with steamed milk and or a hairy man in a top hat with whip cream on his nips

Nothing hits the spot like a good creamy Abe Lincoln

by Nfhwhdhes June 23, 2019

creamy meme dude

A phrase associated with the YouTube comedian Greg "savage" Onision, for god knows why. It was used frequently to spam his Facebook, Instagram, blogs, and YouTube channel.

Onision: *posts a selfie*
Everyone in the comments: creamy meme dude

by SlaughterMelon May 24, 2016

Creamy Nip Drip

After recieving head, the man jizzes on his partners nipples (the woman must be pregnant), then she sucks her nipples, drinking her breast milk as well as her partners baby batter.

I met this pregnant bitch at a bar, and gave her the creamy nip drip, her kids gonna be fucked up when its born.

by Ojizzum March 1, 2008

Creamy Cream Creamed

Creamy Cream Creamed = Get fucked, smashed out of your head, getting pissed... Absolutely creamed...!

I'm gonna get absolutely fuckin creamy cream creamed...

by Alfie_G October 7, 2005

thick creamy load

a mans "special sauce"

"hello im MATT MILLER and i want you to empty your thick creamy load on my chest"

by bernard February 2, 2005

creamy mashed potatoes

Your significant other deficates and you ejaculate into it. Then your significant other mixes it together and eats it.

Last night I made Jill eat some creamy mashed potatoes

by C-PIG April 4, 2008