Crapstickles

V. {crap-stick-ulls)

Word one uses when expressing surprise or an overwhelming sense of sexual tension.

See crapstickled.

"Oh crapstickles! I flushed Ian down the toilet again!"
"Crapstickles! Blood is rising in my phallus, because of this pornographical film we are currently partaking in the viewing of!

by Spencer B. September 18, 2004

crapsickles

taking a crap out in the cold, pouring ice on it, and watching it form a "crapsickle". this term is used by very cool people to show their dislike at something.

oh crapsickles! ali's dog diamond wet the bed!

by Pumkinpie June 22, 2008

crapscotch

The nimble-footed dance executed while avoiding stepping in dog shit. A high-quality crapscotch typically results when the offending matter is already well-distributed and only lately coming to the attention of the unfortunate crapscotcher.

(Etymology - derived "hotscotch", a children's game in which a player hops on one foot over the lines from section to section of a diagram marked on the pavement).

"Lordy, what's that dreadful smell!?"

"I know, I've just got back from walking Rover and I ended up crapscotching in the lane. I don't know how I'm going to get this out of the tread - it's on both shoes."

by sorrowful_dogwalker September 19, 2009

Crapsnake

(pr: krahps nake)

n. North American species of porta-potty-dwelling snake mutants of questionable existence, but certain terror. As seen on the X-files.

The mid-American juggalo is the natural enemy of the crapsnake, as they compete for the same habitat. Some say the juggalo evolved his striking markings to ward off the fiesty crapsnakes that ravage each year's Gathering of the Juggalos.

I would rather produce intrapants softserve then tempt fate with a crapsnake.

by Eary February 22, 2010

Crapsmanshit

This is the practice of an extremely un skilled person dedicated to his or her trade or craft.

Johnny used his best Crapsmanshit to score a D on his architecure project.

by Nathandar August 27, 2010

crapshitvatard

Similar in meaning to libtard, but meant to be used against conservatives.

It also sounds a lot more similar to "conservative" than "libtard" does to "liberal".

Alternatively, "cunt-shit-va-twat" can also be used, if you so desire.

Fox News: "Hillary the libtard wants to ruin America"

CNN: "Donnie the crapshitvatard is ruining America"

by 100 106 116 July 22, 2018

capsfail

When one was using capslock in either another Instant Message or a web browser, and you forget to turn the capslock off. Thus, in another IM, you come off angry or upset.

Person A: and then the doctors told us that he might not live
Person B: WELL THAT SUCKS
Person A: ...
Person B: ..capsfail

"...But when I sent the IM, the capslock was still on. So *person A* must have thought I was annoyed or something."
"Wow, total capsfail."

by Alley Kizzy October 30, 2008