Craig David

Based on the Craig David hit 'walking away'. To walk away, or do a Texas.

Sandy wasn't what i expected, so i told her i was ill, and did a Craig David.

by milkoneperth July 25, 2014

craig of the creek

The best show next to spongebob. If you dont watch it your a dumbass. It's about 3 kids who hang out at *THE CREEK* and use there imagination with other creek kids. Also the creek is a business

Joan:did you watch craig of the creek last night
Lazuli: no

by Modafucka67 June 26, 2020

A Mark Craig

When you wank 12 times a day

I just did a Mark Craig Yesterday, Ouch!

by Ryan Griffin69 May 11, 2016

Britnee Craig

A WHORE. :)

God damn that Whore smell like cheesburger maayuun! oh wait that was Britnee Craig

by XXdONTfEaRtHErEaPeRXX November 18, 2011

Craig Tucker

A cynical gay dude who doesn't give a fuck

"Have you heard of Craig Tucker from south park?" - Person 1
"Isn't he the one who doesn't care about anything?" - Person 2
"Ye" - Person 1

by randomidi0t August 7, 2022

Craig's Lice

Parasitic insects notorious for infesting human genitals. The same as crab lice but speaks to the origin of getting them through illicit contact from Craig's List's personal sight.

If you hook up with her your liable to get a case of Craig's lice.

by sfdawg December 7, 2010

Doing the Craig

To engage in homosexual activities with a US congressman in a bathroom, preferrably at an airport.

-Hey man, were you doing the Craig in there?
-you know it!

by Nick Kruger December 30, 2007