Sam: "I'd love to buy you cookies! Want me to rub your belly too, Mr. Juan?"
Mr. Juan: "Sam, stop licking my crack..."
Everyone: "Sam's a crack licker!"
Mr. Juan: "Sam, stop licking my crack..."
Everyone: "Sam's a crack licker!"
by TheSmexi May 13, 2014
Get the Crack Lickermug. John got fired from work because he was on candy crack most of his shift.
Jane began playing candy crack as soon as she got home, she played until she candy crashed.
No mom, I don't want to eat dinner i just want to beat the next level of candy crack.
Jane began playing candy crack as soon as she got home, she played until she candy crashed.
No mom, I don't want to eat dinner i just want to beat the next level of candy crack.
by ha haaa December 8, 2014
Get the candy crackmug. in short for crackpot theory.
1. an idea or theory that may be personally held by a person and has absolutely no basis or strong evidence to support it.
2. an idea or theory that is very extensive and ridiculous in reality regardless of evidence, as if the person presenting the idea/theory was "on crack".
1. an idea or theory that may be personally held by a person and has absolutely no basis or strong evidence to support it.
2. an idea or theory that is very extensive and ridiculous in reality regardless of evidence, as if the person presenting the idea/theory was "on crack".
1.
A: Okay so I have this crack theory that Sans from Undertale is actually Sans-
B: What?
A: What?
2.
A: an extensive explanation to the theory that all the Adam Sandler movies are connected
B: Wow... now that's a crack theory when I see one. What the fuck.
A: Okay so I have this crack theory that Sans from Undertale is actually Sans-
B: What?
A: What?
2.
A: an extensive explanation to the theory that all the Adam Sandler movies are connected
B: Wow... now that's a crack theory when I see one. What the fuck.
by Eurasian_ November 8, 2021
Get the crack theorymug. The over inflated sense of self obtained soley by people living in the inner city or other "ghetto" areas. This can also be used to describe the unusual way long-term drug addicts walk and/or present them selves. Also can be used to describe any resident of the city of Fall River, Ma.
"Every time I go into the city, I see nothing but single mothers and minorities with mad crack swag"!
by +-+SB+-+ November 25, 2011
Get the Crack Swagmug. by Russell Upsomgrub June 5, 2014
Get the Crack Jackermug. The small crack in the driver's side car window that all smokers have so they can fumigate their car.
My dad had a smoker's crack the whole way there, and it was only 10 degrees outside! I froze my nips off!
by lnsdrummer1156 March 27, 2009
Get the smoker's crackmug. by mysterlee May 6, 2009
Get the booby crackmug.