Crack Apple

A larger-than-usual build up of feces in-between the buttocks. Any dingleberry larger than a grape. Very rare and valuable to gross people.

I've had monumental gas since my coffee break at 9 AM and now I need to go pick out a hearty crack apple.

by Talledega Knight October 4, 2009

crack theory

in short for crackpot theory.

1. an idea or theory that may be personally held by a person and has absolutely no basis or strong evidence to support it.
2. an idea or theory that is very extensive and ridiculous in reality regardless of evidence, as if the person presenting the idea/theory was "on crack".

1.

A: Okay so I have this crack theory that Sans from Undertale is actually Sans-
B: What?
A: What?

2.
A: an extensive explanation to the theory that all the Adam Sandler movies are connected
B: Wow... now that's a crack theory when I see one. What the fuck.

by Eurasian_ November 8, 2021

crack knee

The physical appearance of a crack addicted trollop whose knobby knees poke out from their emaciated legs.

Are you hooked on crack? I only ask because your crack knee is currently poking me the thigh.

by mabeea July 4, 2010

Crack Jacker

Someone who sits in a small office smoking crack, watching porn and jerking off.

Rosindo is such a "crack jacker", I'm sick of wiping his jizz off my office chair!!

by Russell Upsomgrub June 5, 2014

Crack Swag

The over inflated sense of self obtained soley by people living in the inner city or other "ghetto" areas. This can also be used to describe the unusual way long-term drug addicts walk and/or present them selves. Also can be used to describe any resident of the city of Fall River, Ma.

"Every time I go into the city, I see nothing but single mothers and minorities with mad crack swag"!

by +-+SB+-+ November 25, 2011

cracking a sad

(Australian lingo)

To throw a tantrum; to go crazy.

This joey is cracking a sad!

Don't crack a sad!

(Also said as, "chuck a sad.")

by sunshineme June 19, 2009

Crack Licker

One who goes above and beyond the level of ass kissing.

Sam: "I'd love to buy you cookies! Want me to rub your belly too, Mr. Juan?"
Mr. Juan: "Sam, stop licking my crack..."
Everyone: "Sam's a crack licker!"

by TheSmexi May 13, 2014