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rofl copter

rofl, standing for rolling on the floor laughing, added to copter, creating a circular spinning motion on your back. rofl copter means to laugh so hard while on the floor moving in a circle
it was soo funny that i rofl coptered
by M&B&D&J November 30, 2010
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cooter rooter

An individual who facilitates the expanding of a vagina (a.k.a. cooter). Expansion may occur through the use of any object, preferably an erect penis, an enclosed fist, or three or more fingers can be used. A twisting motion is best along with rapid insertion.
She was a little tight at first, but after a visit from my local cooter rooter, she opened up like a blossoming flower on a brillant spring day.
by Slasho McMurderson September 10, 2008
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cooter face

1. One whose facial features resemble a vagina. Big lips, a hairy upper lip, and an awkwardly placed/small nose. This is cooter face.

2. A rather obscure term of endearment.

3. An insulting word meant to offend the faint-of-heart.
1. God, Andy is a sweaty cooter face.

2. I love you, cooter face. Will you bake me a pie?

3. Fuck that, cooterface!
by Geoffrey N December 26, 2008
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cooter

1: Female genitals.
2: A dim witted or stupid person hailing from a rural area. See: Redneck
So I go to the store, and this dumb cooter was in line in front of me buying four cases of chewing tobacco.
by snabald July 13, 2003
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Cooter Scooter

When your getting your girlfriend from behind, tell her to wrap her legs around you leading her to believe your going to let her do a reverse cowgirl, when to her surprise you get up with your dick inside her start walking forward and make her start walk forward on her hands and see how long you can walk her around with you in her!
Man I gave my girlfriend a good Cooter Scooter last night, I scooted her around for at least 5 minutes be fore she could stop herself!
by 1984 Dominator October 8, 2006
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cooters

Plural of "Cooter", or numerous vaginas all specified in their entirety.
All them chicks got some skanky cooters!
by muntumbomo klick May 17, 2006
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Cooter

Wow, I would really like to put my finger in her cooter.

I would really like to please that cooter of yours as long as your bum doesn't erupt with gaseous explosions!
by Jeffman March 14, 2003
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