A worker drone in a big ass corporation who strives for mediocrity, is threatened by critical thinking and always takes the easy or safe way out instead of what pushes forward. Is inauthentic and willing to jump aboard the latest fad for brownie points from their superiors or to push along a popular agenda even if they haven't really thought it through or actually care. A pencil pusher. A workplace politics rat. Will throw others under the bus to save their own skin or to cover up their own fuckups.
" Tony's up to his fuckery again. Started wearing some new badge about that thing after HR sent that 'we stand for so-and-so' email. Yesterday he was making jokes about it when he handed the report in late and blamed everyone except himself for it. He's such a corporate hack, I wanna punch his face and smack that slimy grin off" grimaced Arsene.
"Ah crap, Tony's coming this way.. and he's... handing badges out? Kill me now" Mark groaned.
"Guy creeps me out, but management seems to like him, so what do I know?" Sherry remarked.
"Ah crap, Tony's coming this way.. and he's... handing badges out? Kill me now" Mark groaned.
"Guy creeps me out, but management seems to like him, so what do I know?" Sherry remarked.
by Swordamundo July 31, 2022
That 60 year old guy who don't know how to use computers that works in the it department is a corporate paperweight.
In the movie Office Space Milton is a corporate paperweight.
In the movie Office Space Milton is a corporate paperweight.
by Chaosmirage December 29, 2016
n.) When you don't have the courage to whip it out
by Corporal J January 07, 2016
Also rendered as "corporate fanfiction," it is an alternative name for a "cover" or "motivation letter"
From /u/Hawkwise83
From /u/Hawkwise83
You don't love corporate fanfic about how you've always wanted to work at a grocery store and it's your life's passion to make minimum wage?
by danachos January 25, 2023
Upskilling a student the 'gurukul way', preparing them for the real world, only with the world's best.
The ‘gurukul’ system focuses on real-world learning and helps you identify your purpose and passion to express your full potential.
The ‘gurukul’ system focuses on real-world learning and helps you identify your purpose and passion to express your full potential.
Rahul solved created an innovative solution through a Design Thinking internship with Corporate Gurukul.
Corporate Gurukul has partnerships with world-class academic and industry partners.
Corporate Gurukul has partnerships with world-class academic and industry partners.
by Corporate Gurukul November 28, 2021
Noun: When all the members of your immediate team at work either resign, change roles, or are fired leaving you all by yourself because roles never get backfilled.
Tanner: Ugh, Tom, James, Megan and Joe all left the team. Now I have no team and have to do 5 jobs. I'm such a corporate orphan :(
by E60 - S85 January 13, 2022
When someone in a company has all of their internal sponsors fired leaving them with no support from upper management.
by Gangsta Billy September 05, 2018