Corona Virus

The government's excuse to have power over its people. The explanation that mandatory quarantining was for our health was what they wanted everybody to believe but instead it was just a ploy to have everybody fear for their lives over something with over a 99% survival rate, therefore, winning the government control. This will go down as the biggest hoax in the history of the world.

I lost my job
I lost my home
At least I survived the corona virus with a survival rate of over 99%

by jc4493 May 27, 2020

Corona Convert

A hardcore Trumpist or QAnonist who had previously put their faith in the Pharisee-in-Chief for preaching that the pandemic is a hoax, and had refused to wear a face mask, but had since confessed the virus’s existence after contracting it, or being hospitalized.

Guesstimate how many corona converts failed to cheat death after realizing that they’d been conned by their Commander in Cheat.

by MathPlus January 10, 2021

cornalious senior

A.Rs ass hole
is called "senior" supposedly because he gets more luvin

"hes called senior because he gets more love than junior"

by Hakko December 14, 2003

CORONA STAIN

In the automotive trade corona stain is commonly known as the light brown or rusty stain found on a spark plug operating at normal temperature (or so says a promotional video from NGK) However we tend to beleive that the term "Corona stain" should be used in conjuction with a hard night on the booze (namely "corona") and a visit to the bogger the morning after,hence creating a "rusty or brown corona stain" around the toilet or on ones undergarment that appear to have a hazey "ring around saturn" appearance

Hey johnny,dont go in that bogger it has been totally blown out and has a corona stain around the rim"

by john coffee January 11, 2008

CornaHOpia

used to describe the vastness of ones whore like actions

Man- "Dude I banged the f**k out of Shanelle!"

Dude- "Man me too!"

Hobo on the street- "I hit that too!"

Man- "Wow, she's just havin one big cornaHOpia of sex this Thanksgiving"

by **Intellect Goddess** December 20, 2008

Coronacation

Going on an impromptu vacation/trip during the coronavirus outbreak. With prices lowered so much and classes cancelled, why wouldn’t you!?
...well, maybe because of pandemic warnings... but those will blow over... right?

“Classes are cancelled so I’m going on a coronacation to Miami Beach”

by purplepenguin627 March 13, 2020

corona blues

when everything gets cancelled because of Coronavirus (COVID-19) and you feel sad as a result

Sarah: Now that we've been kicked out of Cal Tech, I have lost all motivation to finish my Jane Austen final essay. :(

Karen: Looks like you've got a case of the corona blues! :'((

by sadtecher March 13, 2020