Cockos Melancholia

A melancholic state where you try to explain the perks of carrying a large cock to your good friends, but they don’t take you seriously.

Rude boy Mark pushes poor Tom into Cockos Melancholia with no mercy

by Thatdrunkbastard July 17, 2024

cockos melancholia

A melancholic state that one drifts into where they try to explain the perks of carrying a large cock to their good friends, but no one takes them seriously

Rude boy Mark pushes Tom into Cockos Melancholia with no mercy.

by Thatdrunkbastard July 17, 2024

cokoff

The act of cutting your dick, but then realizing you made a stupid decision.

You know you just fucking messed up when you decide to do a cokoff.

by SupremeMarinoSiblings69 September 18, 2023

Chokohli

A bikarhi Indian cricketer who chokes while playing against teams

Here comes Chokohli to bat, India 10 for 3 against Zimbabwe

by Shazam111 September 27, 2023

Coocoo

Crazy; Very... VERY crazy. Also very offensive. Usually you circle your finger next to your head when you call someone coocoo.

This man is absolutely coocoo!

by Chubby dinosaur October 21, 2023

cockorooock

dallin’s got a cockorooock and it gives him tingles

he needs to talk to his bishop because of his cockorooock

by eeeemmA December 12, 2023

Cockoo

When the male phallus inadvertently emergences through the gap in one’s boxer shorts, often unbeknownst to the owner, and hence resembling a cuckoo clock chiming.

Unlike a cuckoo clock, however, there is no pleasant sound, just the sight of some reprobate’s rancid schwantz.

Lawyer 1: ‘so I said rather comically, ‘mens rea’ sounds like the sibling of Dire and Gonnie, and she said..’
Lawyer 2: ‘I’m sorry, Babs but I cannot concentrate because of your cockoo.’
Lawyer 1: ‘My cuckoo? I don’t have a pet cuckoo?’
Lawyer 2: ‘I said ‘cockoo’, Babs, you wankbiscuit. Your tallywhacker is making an appearance about as welcome as Adolf at my bar mitzvah’

by Anonymous submissions January 11, 2024