A social situation in which one wanders into an inescapable -and typically brutally awkward - conversation unwittingly. Often victims will step into the conversation bear trap with an innocuous greeting like, "Hey Deb, what's up?"
"Careful around that new Account Manager, dude's a conversation bear trap."
"Whatever you do, don't ask Andi about her wedding. Conversation bear trap."
"Whatever you do, don't ask Andi about her wedding. Conversation bear trap."
by bjenks July 1, 2009
Get the Conversation Bear Trap mug.One makes a single random comment in someone elses conversation, which ends up killing it and making it awkward for everyone else. This is similar to a ninja swiftly killing a target then exiting.
Guy 1: Hey, do you see that really hot chick over there?
Guy 2: Hell yea, Id hit that all night!
Conversation Ninja: I screwed her and gave her herpes *disappears*
Guy 1: Oh... Im gonna go now.
Guy 2: Hell yea, Id hit that all night!
Conversation Ninja: I screwed her and gave her herpes *disappears*
Guy 1: Oh... Im gonna go now.
by ThruTheDesertOvrTheFence September 13, 2009
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Not every conversation involves flirting, though some females think guys can't resist doing so in any conversation.
The girl was a narcissist, that was why she took everything the guy said as flirting, sexual innuendo, or harassment. She thought every guy that saw her wanted to fuck her, and that it was the only thought in their brain. So any conversation became her hearing what she wanted to hear no matter what the guy actually said. She always read into in such a way that it sounded to her like another guy that wants to fuck her like every other guy she meets in her mind.
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You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor and
You'll have no clothes to wear if we
don't do laundry right now!
What a man hears...
blah blah blah blah blah C'MON!
YOU AND I blah blah blah blah!
blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blah
blah blah NO CLOTHES blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah RIGHT NOW!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor and
You'll have no clothes to wear if we
don't do laundry right now!
What a man hears...
blah blah blah blah blah C'MON!
YOU AND I blah blah blah blah!
blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blah
blah blah NO CLOTHES blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah RIGHT NOW!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 1, 2009
Get the partners conversation mug.A conversation that is so detrimental to one's self that it not only numbs one's mind, it numbs one's soul.
"At a party at a friend's house, one of the guests locked me into the most soulnumbing conversations. I left the conversation feeling empty & slightly violated."
by ProgPrincess January 1, 2010
Get the soulnumbing conversation mug.Conversation that is used in an awkward silence or when you don't really feel like talking to somebody. Often used when speaking to relatives over the phone.
Asking questions who's answers you don't really care about.
Asking questions who's answers you don't really care about.
Some examples of hollow conversation are:
How has school been?
Nice weather today.
How are the kids?
Are you going on any vacations this summer?
How has school been?
Nice weather today.
How are the kids?
Are you going on any vacations this summer?
by jumpysword December 2, 2011
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Billy: "Hey Jimmy, hows your family?"
Jimmy: "They are doing good, hows everything with you and yours?
Billy: "Great, they are Great! Did you like the new Star Wars?"
Jimmy: "Hell Ya, what did you think Bill!?"
Normal Conversation being defined by Majority, Majority of individuals perseption of avarage conversation.
Jimmy: "They are doing good, hows everything with you and yours?
Billy: "Great, they are Great! Did you like the new Star Wars?"
Jimmy: "Hell Ya, what did you think Bill!?"
Normal Conversation being defined by Majority, Majority of individuals perseption of avarage conversation.
by MD Tron July 2, 2016
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