Colts Neck

Colts Neck New jersey also known as colts cock where all the biggest pussies and rich little faggots move about. there is absolutely nothing to do accept blow lines race cars n get killed like those dummass from freehold whose parents buy expensive cars for kids that dont know how to drive. girls dammmm dont even get me started. schools...hahahaha ya some school lemme tell ya if u cant fight or love teachers or even jus to "talk shit" move to colts cock new jersey.. also if you are gay and suck dick colts cock is the place for you

a million acres of land...and nothing to do with it...thats colts neck

by SCIFFFOOOOO BONNGGGGG May 8, 2008

my two cents

A bastardization of "My Two Bits"

The phrase to give ones opinion was orininally 'My Two Bits'... but has been incorrectly proliferated as 'My Two Cents.'

Person 1: "Thats is just my two cents"

Person 2: "You mean, 'My Two Bits' you moron... by misquoting the phrase, you illustrate just how stupid your opinion is anyways."

by Chris July 22, 2006

two cents short of a buck

Basically having an IQ less than average; being Republican, while not being rich (aka cents, money) and not paying much taxes or any due to being poor; a middle class individual who happens to side with Republicans (aka: lack of sense, abstractly inferred by "cents")

That man in the bar, drinking beer and who is rambling about politics is two cents short of a buck.

by Epiphiana December 5, 2010

Cantstopal13

A black guy who likes Brain and the oc More than any normal person should.

Guest1: Dude did you hear that cantstopal13 on ts last night?

Guest2: Yea he was totally obsessed.

by SA Member October 9, 2008

Conscientiousness

Look at all my achievements. Look at how hard I work. Aren't I better than you? Hey... HEEYY! Doesn't that make me better than you? Look how much better than you I am. Hey! Don't you think I'm better than you? Everyone always tells me how much better than you I am. Tell me I'm better than you. Hey... HEEYY! Tell me I'm better than you.

Hym "Why do you think it is that people high in trait conscientiousness dislike us so much?"

Iam "Ummm.... Is it that their achievements and hard work are rendered meaningless in the wake of our personal indifference towards said achievements and hard work?"

Hym "VERY GOOD! That's what I would have said.... And that's how I would have said it.... ARE YOU MOCKING ME!?!?"

Iam "Wha... No! I just..."

Hym "BE QUIET! I've had just about enough out of you for today."

Iam "We just woke up..."

by Hym Iam April 12, 2022

five cents

What you pick up off the ground

A five cents falls on the ground, and within 0.297 seconds you have put it into your jew bank

by mumbomum1 May 26, 2009

Indianapolis Colts

A group of football players who, although they may seem like a good team, will choke in the end. (Their fans like to think they're better than everyone else, but really Manning is Brady's bitch)

Joe: "Man, these guys are good, I dunno if we can beat 'em..."
Bob: "Nah man, don't worry, they're just a bunch of Indianapolis Colts."

by suckitcolts91 April 29, 2010