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pharmascene conversion

A reaction to taking a new drug or medication that is so abrupt and paradigm-breaking that one immediately realizes that life, and one's perception of it, has been fundamentally and irreversibly changed. Named so in analogy to a religious experience, and as a portmanteau of "pharmaceutical" and "Damascene conversion".
Yeah, I was in pretty bad shape when the EMTs pulled me out of the wreck, but then they put the morphine in the IV and... man, I had a pharmascene conversion.
by TheBarsMyDestination July 26, 2018
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Chili Congestion

What happens when you eat spicy chili.
Man that chili dog i ate at the Doghouse on Central Ave. gave me a serious case of chili congestion.
by p-ro May 10, 2020
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Russian Concussion

A Russian Concussion is when one nuts into female's ears (preferably after intercourse), and then knock them unconscious.
Yeah dude we are doing some freaky shit, I gave her the ol' Russian Concussion last night.
by DylanKelleher69420 March 9, 2021
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Pre-Concussion Shake

A mix of ingredients put together to prepare your noggin for the biggest, most fucking gigantic concussion this green world can give a person.

The ingredients of such a shake are unknown to humankind and every living species in a milky way.

Recently though, a man known as Aziz Walid Alghawas has recently found out the ingredients to the pre concussion shake and continues to keep the recipe to himself.
"Bro, did you know Aziz sponsored Conor Mcgregor with Pre-concussion shakes for the rest of his career?"

"JFK was supplied with a motherload of pre-concussion before he was...."
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Pre-concussion Shake

An unknown recipe to every living animal whether on earth or not. The recipe was uncovered by this one unicellular creature known by the name Aziz Walid Alghawas. Rumour is, the legend himself found the recipe while jacking his shit on a discord call with friends.

Rumour has it that if many people throughout history downed the pre-concussion shake, we would be a more advanced society.
"bro JFK had that shit, rumour has it the pre-concussion shake would've kicked in if he had it 30 minutes earlier"

"Abraham Lincoln missed out on that pre-concussion shake, he could've continued the legacy"

"Guy's I made a pre-concussion shake, flash bangs got nothing on me"
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emotional congestion

The feeling of not quite knowing how you feel but knowing its not a good emotion.
A: how are you feeling?
B: 'idk i kinda feel like i have emotional congestion.'
Or 'idk i kinda feel emotionally congested.'
by that_typical_guy November 2, 2022
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ejaculate concussion

When a man’s orgasm during oral sex smashes the back of one’s throat concussing the back of their head
Do to an ejaculate concussion, Mary wasn’t cleared to work for a week.
by Oldjaketed July 25, 2023
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