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Conestoga

basically the same as "The Haverford School" (search in dictionary)

buncha wannabe rich fags with lil pipes
get lucky at everything and will eventually fail in life along with Ridley.
conestoga? who? oh HAHA the bitchs
by Constogay March 10, 2005
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Constance

An old black lady. Only old black ladies have the name Constance. Don’t be fooled by people such as Constance Wu. She’s not real. Constance is most likely a heavy church goer who is a part of working in reformation with new teens. Nice lady, somewhat wrinkled face.
Person 1: Dude what’s the name of the reformation lady?
Person 2: Oh her name is Constance.
by Am3ricanSniper May 6, 2019
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constantiam

A minecraft server run similarly to 2b2t but not related, The owner and admin is James Rustles

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Want to go play on constantiam?
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constant gardener

the act of having anal sex from behind on a porch and then pulling out quickly and having someone else insert, without the knowledge of the receiver. after pulling out, one runs outside and starts mowing the lawn in full view of the receiver, so as to surprise them in the realization that it is not you in their anus.
Ralph and I performed the constant gardener on Phylicia.
by The Destroyers April 3, 2008
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Conestoga

A school for punk bitches who have to sit down to pee, and on weekends do stunts for Little Richard in gay movies. They suck at football too.
What can I say about Conestoga that hasn't been said about Afganistan? It's bombed out and depleted.
by Kevin Clancy March 15, 2005
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coinstomp

To defecate into the anus of another person then tenderly stomp the feces down into their anal cavity
This creates a coinshaped crap compacted into the companion.
Please see wafflestomp for the origin of this practice.
For maximum impact, the turd should be a solid.
Diarrheal coinstomping is a whole different practice.

The percentage of people interested in the coinstomp fetish has greatly increased during the past 2-9 years
While Tofundi was dreaming about unicorns and the delicious taste of the rainbow, I tenderly coinstomped my fermented shit into his ass.
by Koinage December 8, 2010
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constandard

To consider something to be standard, to assign an act or object to be part of the status quo. A compound word based on the prefix *con* from consider and the suffix standard.
It's constandard for NYC pedestrians to cross against the light.

Don't do that shit! Nobody constandards that behavior. It's inappropriate.

Some constandard it to crivet, but be careful not to get caught.
by dietcokefan June 7, 2011
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