coinstomp

To defecate into the anus of another person then tenderly stomp the feces down into their anal cavity
This creates a coinshaped crap compacted into the companion.
Please see wafflestomp for the origin of this practice.
For maximum impact, the turd should be a solid.
Diarrheal coinstomping is a whole different practice.

The percentage of people interested in the coinstomp fetish has greatly increased during the past 2-9 years

While Tofundi was dreaming about unicorns and the delicious taste of the rainbow, I tenderly coinstomped my fermented shit into his ass.

by Koinage December 8, 2010

Constimplating

The act of thought processing while constipated and using the toilet.

Guy 1: Hold on man, Ill be right back, i gotta let out a big one

Guy 2: Alright ill wait

"Goes to washroom and comes back 10 minutes later"

Guy 1: DUDE I JUST THOUGHT OF THE COOLEST WORD!!

Guy 2: Must of been doing some mad Constimplating

Guy 1: Dammit you already got it >.<!

by Spencer Rapson March 2, 2008

clownstomp

To utterly humiliate someone and insult him/her (calling him/her a clown) at the same time. This is a variation of the word curbstomp but is slightly more humorous.

Alternative definitions may say that the victim was humiliated so badly it is as if he was stomped on using clown shoes.

Ashlee Simpson got clownstomped by her band on SNL.

by samnite July 25, 2008

Coinstapated

The state of a vending machine or other coin operated apparatus that is unable to accept change because some the coin slot has coins or other debris blocking in it.

I was gonna get a coke, but the machine is coinstapated.

by TeejMonster July 2, 2011

coinstipated

When a person has an irritatingly large number of coins stuffed in their wallet. Someone who is coinstipated needs to take a "coin dump" on their next purchase, in order to relieve pressure and reduce discomfort of the wallet and/or pocket regions.

"I keep paying in bills and now I'm so coinstipated that my wallet feels like it's about to explode!"

by pbandj123 August 18, 2013

cockstomp

When someone cockblocks you so hard it's almost as if they have taken your cock and stomped on it with cleats.

-He actually cockblocked me three times over the course of the weekend.

-Dang. That sounds more like a cockstomp to me.

by Nordic Semen December 1, 2009

Cockstomping

v. The most extreme form of cock block.

Bro, Cesar was cockstomping all over Adam last night... with Nikki's shoes. It was heinous.

by azola July 25, 2010