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Condom crusader 

where someone steals all of the extra large condoms from the store.
Yo, did you hear? The condom crusader stole every condom in the store.
Condom crusader by Brookalyn<33 January 27, 2022

Condom Game

Going into a store (usually a supermarket) and purchasing an amount of items ranging from three to five, one of which being a pack of condoms. The aim is to freak out the cashier clerk.
Tom played the condom game at Walmart yesterday. He bought trash bags, a hatchet, rope, cloth, and condoms. The cashier considered calling the cops.
Condom Game by X CAT ULTIMA January 22, 2023

Condom Money 

(1) a sum of money that is irrelevant, typically a small amount.

(2) The amount of money you are supposed to allocate for condoms.
Many people chase 'condom money' all their life.
Condom Money by 3antasy April 3, 2023

condom free youth

Condom free youth(or sometimes called the the "condom free youth crew") is a brotherhood originated in western, new york(716 area code)that hates using condoms. Their main goal is to have unprotected sex with as many virgins as possible(although usually they are not virgins), all of which using the raw dogging method. The crew lives condom free, drug free, god free, and usually even sock free. They all take pride in the fact that their unprotected dogg was inside a girls vulnerable birth canal.

Durring the 1970's most of the condom free youth crew member's penises actually fell off. Most of the 70's to 80's era condom free youth crew founders were unfortunately victims to crack-cocaine and heroin abuse, so they didn't think much about what babes they selected to "get with". To prevent future"dogg rot" cases, it is now mandatory that you are straightedge/hardcore, or have at least one "X" tattoo.

It is extremely controversial as to who actually belongs to the "condom free youth crew", and the actual number is unknown. One must also take into consideration that just because you have been raw dogging a girl, that simply does NOT make you a "member" in the condom free youth crew. As of 2008, the ones who are the most "down" with their crew have been getting "condom free youth crew" tats. The most common spot for the tattoo is across their throat, the second most common spot is actually on their penis.
jerald-"hey dude, see that new trojan commercial?"
hussein-"condom free youth crew man, fuck condies.

ice cream shop dude-"who wants a frosty dick pop!?!?!"
innocent little kid-"YO, ARE YOU IN THE CFYC?"

Condom poker 

Someone Who pokes holes in comdoms
Mana And Techy are condom pokers
Condom poker by oKinky November 23, 2009