comfort trio

A trio that gives a lot of comfort to you. A trio that makes you smile and gives you joy. They can probably make you laugh without even trying.

ME ; hey! who's your comfort trio?

BEST FRIEND ; it's the golden trio from harry potter!

by ashicha August 20, 2021

comfort break

Corporate slang for you need a sh*t

Damn, last night’s pizza didn’t go down very well, hey boss I’m going on a comfort break!

by Xoogster February 16, 2024

Comfortable

To feel cozy and warm. When you could fall asleep where you are.

Sleeping naked is the most comfortable thing in the world

by anonymous March 28, 2021

comfort ex

the one ex you have that is still your best friend and understands you more than anyone else but you're not together

my comfort ex is my soulmate

by celsmeow September 8, 2023

slum comfort

Laying around in your old possibly dirty cloths and not carrying because you are at the peak of comfort

Man look at Stephen he is in nirvana with his slum comfort

by Mrbeanman October 24, 2017

Comfortably Numb

No emo poseur is safe from this holy song.

Emo poser: "Dude...I'm crying 'cause Taking Back Sunday is so good..."
Me: "Nice opinion. Sadly, youtube.com/watch?v=x-xTttimcNk"

Yes, that is the YouTube Topics video for Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd.

by 7568ino December 28, 2023

Comfort Waves

Comfort Waves are emitted by men while they are doing something they enjoy, especially around the house, or are generally comfortable. If you're enjoying the lazy Saturday afternoon, you're emitting Comfort Waves. Browsing the internet for no good reason? Yes, you're emitting Comfort Waves!

Only mothers, wives, and girlfriends perceive Comfort Waves. These waves are very annoying to women; they sound like a high-pitched buzzing. Wives will try anything to get these Comfort Waves to stop! Common tactics include: honey-do lists, dinner with the in-laws, window shopping, "just talking".

Womens' ability to perceive comfort waves is diminished if they've recently consumed: wine, chocolate, cake, ice cream.

A proper man-cave blocks Comfort Waves.

Jim: Last Sunday I was watching the Big Game, and as soon as I opened my beer, my wife comes up with this long list of things to do!

John: Gotta watch out for those Comfort Waves!

by CyberNixon February 26, 2011