Colon shot

A fart that come right out loud and doesn’t stink. Straight from the colon and does not encounter any barriers before exit

My loud fart surprisingly didn’t stink. I had to explain to my wife it was a colon shot.

by The Vacuum January 16, 2018

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semi-colon

It is used when the author wants to end an sentence but chooses not to.

deeper meaning: It is when someone wants to end their life but chooses not to.

I will end my life in a semi-colon.

by BimToTheBap March 16, 2019

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Colon Cleansing Catastrophe

Colon

I shouldn't have eaten all that breakfast at the buffet table if I don't get to a bathroom fast I'm going to have a Colon Cleansing Catastrophe in my pants

by Shiftylou August 21, 2019

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Karen colonizing

When really old really hateful people try really hard to feel relevant; the act of trying to imitate underage girls

Person 1: GUYS! HELP!

Person 2: wAt
Person 1: Karen colonizing. It’s happening
Person 2: ahhhhh
Person 3: get the holy water! Get the pepper spray! Start filling out the restraining order application! This is importante!
Person 4: I’ll ride into town on my horse to let everyone know what’s going on

- a Karen tried to pull dom shit on someone’s lifestyle

by reincarnatedkanyewest April 14, 2022

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