sophie collins

An old bat with no friends whatsoever.

Oh God she's ugly she must be a Sophie collins

by Mwaaaa haaaa haaaaaaa I will October 10, 2017

Gemma Collins

A down to earth Geordie bird who has a lower brain capacity of a buzz feed feminist. She is a national treasure and is normally known for being ClAuStRaPhObIc DaRrEn honestly made the big brother house

Gemma Collins is a claustrophobic qween

by 69feetpictures May 8, 2020

Phil Collins

When a man is lying in his back, and gets a hot handy, and cums straight into the air.

I can feel it, cummin in the air tonight!

Hey babe, wanna give me a Phil Collins later?

by Urbancowboy201 August 17, 2023

Collinsed

To repeatedly injure yourself in stupid scenarios, often causing humility and disdain. Most prevelant in Irish regions but can be experienced in other geographical regions.

Did you hear about Greg? He Collinsed himself again with a radiator. Last week he Collinsed himself while running with scissors in the hall.

by Flyasophical April 3, 2009

Collins-Wolfe connection

When a party is flowing so smooth that the only problem is running out of mixtures. There are plenty of hot girls and there is more then enough alcohol to get everyone smashed. Blacking out is applauded and puking is always acceptable.

Damn man this party is the shit, this is some Collins-Wolfe connection in this bitch!

by wtrav15 February 18, 2011

Collingwood Holiday

This term is applied when a person in your company is sacked / made redundant with no explaination from management as to why or indeed if they have been let go. First came into existence circa July 2011 at a company based in central England.

Paul: I have a call for Joe but he isn't answering
Jim: I heard from management that he is on holiday
Paul: Ah, it must be a Collingwood Holiday after yesterdays run in with management and punch up!
Jim: Poor Joe...... if you hear from him, pass on my best and I hope he enjoys his 'holiday'.

by Me and Only Me June 18, 2012

Collinoscopy

When you are able to have a colonoscopy by prolapsing your anus.

I had a collinoscopy yesterday at the maizeret.

by Thegymteacher December 7, 2016