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serve and collect

what the "law" really does as opposed to serve and protect
"All them cops really wanna do is serve and collect. Serve me a ticket and collect my money!"
by eddie of 48185 June 13, 2005
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bismarck state college

Harvard on the hill. Two year community college located in Bismarck, North Dakota.
"I got my associates from Bismarck State College."
"Ah, sweet. Harvard on the hill!"
by 21kitty May 20, 2009
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Green Mountain College

A private, co-ed, small liberal arts college located in Poultney, Vermont. Founded as the "Troy Conference Academy" by the Methodist Church in 1834. Green Mountain College (GMC as it is nicknamed by students) has had many incarnations over it's 175 year history. From Academy, to a very exclusive preppy-women's college, back to co-ed status, and since the mid 1990's focusing on environmentalism, and related movements.

Green Mountain students tend to study art, education, psychology, complaining, and griping. Everyone complains about the food being terrible yet they line up at every meal early and proceed to push and shove to get their share.

Students tend to be earthy, left-leaning, and entitled. Alums from all generations and stripes get all "misty-eyed" over their fun times at 'ol GMC. The campus is beautiful and inspiring in all of its incarnations and moods over the decades. A "Simon and Garfunkel" song come to life.

I'd go there.
Did you hear about Green Mountain College? No, it's not a head-shop, it's an actual college! No, no! It's not a bud-farm. No, they don't have a bong team (wink)! They have some really cool students, really groovy teachers and small campus that is in one of the best places on earth. In Vermont! For sure bro! Check it out holmes!
by blutowski December 8, 2012
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Colette Choisez

Colette Choisez:

Colette Choisez (born in Tournai, Belgium on 07 May 1958) is now an retired adult actress. Colette had a varied career prior to entering the pornographic industry. She started out as a fashion model and she appeared on the runways of Paris and Milan Bruxelles in her youth, before progressing to touring Europe with her own ensemble. She then moved into lingerie presentation and erotic dance shows, as well as running a popular peepshow in Kortijk.

Colette's initial career in hardcore pornography films was as a true artist for Belgian label X-Kiss, where she could also be seen in sex roles in the backgrounds of some of the productions. She was hired by DBM (Dolly Buster Media) with an exclusive contract at the age of 35 for her own-name label. The label was active between 1985 and 2002, during which time over a dozen titles were produced. Colette is multi-lingual (French and English), though her performances are mostly dubbed into English by other actresses.

While Colette Choisez primarily participated onscreen in oral and vaginal sex, interracial sex, mostly with younger men, public sex with partners many of her film appearances involved fisting of other female pornographic actresses. She was given the European pornographic industy's Venue award in 2002. Colette said to have retired from adult films in 2003 to return to Belgium.

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Mrs Colette Choisez, slut secretary is a porn actress
by dometiek August 1, 2011
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Hamilton College

A small, highly selective, incredibly kick ass college in upstate New York. Known for its renown writing intensive philosophy and its extaordinarily attractive student body, Hamilton College has been molding some of the brightest and most sexually appealing Americans since 1793. Recently, there has been some confusion about Hamilton's incredibility as a result of Colgate University achieving more popularity as a result of their division I sports programs and flamboyantly assertive and ambiguously homosexual students. Hamilton students simply do not see the need to vocalize their superiority because the fact that they all graduate to become loaded, happy, and influential speaks for itself. Literary revolutionary Ezra Pound, famed psychologist B.F. Skinner, and Jesus Christ are all graduates of Hamilton College.
"Hi, I go to Colgate University."
"I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over all the sperm in your mouth. I'm going to go back to Hamilton College and not have sex with my roommate."
by spr1989 January 27, 2007
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State College

Location of Penn State's main campus to which all the branch students call "Mecca."

Wanna get drunk? No problem! 21 bars within 2 square miles!

Wanna get laid? Noooo problem! Frats are crawling with disease-infested freshman & sophomore students who will sleep with anyone who hands them a warm Milwaukee's Beast.

Need an apartment? Noo problem at all! Just make sure you like getting screwed up the pooper with no lube every month.

The residents hate the students, the students hate the residents, and the district court LOVES the steady income of money from the many crimes committed on Fridays & Saturdays.
BranchCampusStudent#1: dude, i'm finally going up to State College this weekend to party!
BranchCampusStudent#2: OMG!! i'm so envious...all i get to do is sit in my dorm and rub one out.

PSUstudent#1: Damn State College police...i have another trial to go to.
PSUstudent#2: yea, i just paid $300 to the State College District Court for pissing in an alley behind the Saloon.
by Trapped in Hell March 9, 2005
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Community College

A type of college you pay for by course units over the traditional semester-set fees in universities.
A term which people on Urban Dictionary rant the shit out of, because they thought they could graduate with an associate's degree and be set for life, or take any courses they want and expect to transfer to a top-prestigious school. Sorry, but that's not how it works.

It's nobody's fault but your own if you weren't aware of what credits would transfer or not. You're supposed to plan this before you enroll in your classes. If you plan on transferring to state college, ideally within the same state, you're not going to have issues with your credits. However, taking intermediate algebra over college algebra isn't going to fly with most universities. If you feel your college or guidance office failed you, why don't you rant on about that particular school, so that people can spend their money elsewhere?

Trying to convince people on Urban Dictionary to avoid comm. college, or mostly trying to belittle people who do go because of YOUR misfortune is just petty. When you're in tough economic times, and financial aid doesn't give a pot to piss in, people don't have much of a choice these days. Community college can offer great benefits for some people, including affordable tuition & high flexibility, while being able to take your standard freshman/sophomore courses.

A lot of people transfer from college to university, and a lot do not. Nobody is to blame in life but yourself.
Urban Dictionary user: LOL community college is for losers yo
*goes back to playing xbox*

Me: Is it really? I'm sorry to hear that.
by ilikemuffins7 June 29, 2010
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