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cluster luck

1. A streak of random luck for someone who doesn't deserve it.
2. A person who gets lucky without deserving it.
Look at that complete cluster luck who won the lottery! I guess Lady Luck really is blind, because that guy is a complete prick.
by das.sprache.meister March 8, 2015
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cluster B personality types

cluster B personality types include narcissism, borderline personality disorder, antisocial personality disorder, histrionic personality disorder, etc. Impulsive and unpredictable personalities, as opposed to cluster A and C personalities, which tend to be odd and eccentric (A), or anxious and scared (C). In my opinion, the most dangerous personality disorders are probably cluster B.
Person A: "Did you see Cory? He faked a broken leg for attention, he's been moaning and groaning about it all day long, but, he's actually perfectly fine!"
Person B: He always acts out like this for attention and disrupts his classmates. The school psychologist said he could have a cluster B personality disorder, like histrionic personality disorder.
Person A: "I heard that cluster B personality types tend to be described as impulsive and unpredictable in the DSM 5. "
Person B: "Yep, I hope he grows out of it."
by chilledlosercow January 3, 2024
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Fudge Cluster

The excrement stuck on your ass when you don't wipe well
"Dude! did you shit you're pants in that presentation?"

"No, I've had a fudge cluster riding my ass since lunch, but I couldn't find time to stop and clean up the situation."
by joe307 March 13, 2010
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knuckle cluster

when you put popping candy in your hand and fist your partner
I gave Ellis the best knuckle cluster last night behind MacDonald's
by bigjigga69 May 9, 2021
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Cluster Fuck

When anything that can go wrong goes wrong. Imagine a tornado hits a sewage plant then travels and smacks the shit out of a fan emporium.
Holy shit! Getting from downtown was a total cluster fuck, there was sooo much traffic then a car flipped over, just to make matters worst two dudes started fighting in the middle of the street which soon turned to a mosh pit. Then some asshole ran into me and drug his car down the side of mine.
by The Keeper of Knowlegde June 5, 2014
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Cluster-Fuck(s)

A word used in a stressful situation;
An insult implying that one person or a group of people are messy, idiotic, and overall just a waste of human resources.
Person One:"This Mid-Term has me so stressed. It's going to leave me looking like a Cluster-Fuck!"

Person Two:"God.. Those girls are all just a bundle of Cluster-Fuck(s)!"

Person Three: -Traffic, Late for important meeting- "CLUSTER-FUCKS!"
by HeyyyItsATaco February 26, 2017
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