put the cap on the kitchen cleaner

shutting up your wife or female friend when she's out of line

Bob: "Man, my woman's been telling all my friends about how I've only got one testicle."
Joe: "Dog, you best put the cap on that kitchen cleaner!"

by Nicholas D October 6, 2003

Dutch Pipe Cleaner

The sexual act when a female sticks her own finger(s) in her vajayjay and a partner moves the finger(s) around for her.

The dutch pipe cleaner is to women as the dutch rudder is to men.

by thesixtwo February 21, 2009

clean her pipes

When you hook up with a woman who hasn’t gotten any in a while, your dick becomes her pipe cleaner...

I hooked up with that married chick and she hasn’t had any for a while, I cleaned her pipes good last night...totally clean her pipes

by Lion240 June 8, 2018

[so] [fresh] ['n'] [so] [clean]

to have an incredible sense of style that is like no other, to look fly

OutKast - So Fresh, So Clean

"Ain't nobody dope as me I'm dressed so fresh so clean!"

Javon is lookin' so fresh 'n' so clean in those PUMA's!

by MoeTibbs3 January 6, 2009

Choda Cleaner

1. One who's sole job and responsiblity is to clean choda by any means possible.

2. The use of one's toothbrush to rid the chode of any wandering hiney spiders as a way to get back at your buddies or roomate

Kathy's husband is a professional Choda Cleaner at WMMR PrestonandSteve Inc.

by Dallas DAlfonso June 11, 2006

mushroom tip cleaner

Someone who sucks dick well. Someone who can suck your cock so well you can't possibly cum anymore.

I heard that girl is a mushroom tip cleaner. I bet it would be nice to get my mushroom tip cleaned by her.

by Master Nudist January 21, 2008

Milwaukee Carpet Clean

Euphamism for when, at the end of threesome, one woman licks semen from the other's pubic hair.

Bob thought the menage was over, but he instantly became ready for round two when Janice began to give Alice a Milwaukee Carpet Cleaning.

by DickyJohns17325 April 27, 2009