Clay

A tiny cocked motherfucker who loves to eat a lot of dick

Clay: I have a small dick

by Mrwesome January 9, 2018

Clay

Clay is a guy that will probably have a curved penis or a hook.

Wow is that Clay? I heard he has a hook

by ClayHasAHookLol June 11, 2018

clay

One who is both homosexual and incredibly stupid. Exhibits poor judgement and poor decision making skills. Someone who doesn't think before they ask a profoundly stupid question. Also may refer to someone with an infintesimal penis, so small it is confused with a clitoris

Don't you think anything through, you freaking clay?
Think before you speak, you clay!
He was such a clay! His penis looked like a clitoris!

by ohreally April 5, 2009

Clay Aiken

A gay person, he likes men. Non-attractive person. I bet he smells and he didnt win american idol because he sucks.

Clay Aiken he says hes not gay but really hes takes it up the ass

by Caitlin March 29, 2005

Claymo

A Claymo is a person who is a fan and buys the CD of Clay Aiken usually a homosexual man who is fighting coming out of the closet and needs the inspirational words of Clay Aiken to help him.

Hey did you see that guy in the store he just bought a Clay Aiken cd, hahahaha what a Claymo!!!!!

by Weisenshank August 5, 2005

clay aiken

gay gay gay. hobbit. seriously people! claymates? wow yeah he could be a playmate. he's so womanly. i'm surprised him n simon didn't getit on, o wait they did!

Priest: I'mm sorry Clay, we don't allow gay marriages here.
Clay: But sir, I'm in love with you.

by kelly sauer April 30, 2005

clay class

Are you one of the 'special' children? Does your teacher keep a spare set of clothes for you in the cupboard? Do the other kids tease you? Does playing with, and occasionally eating, clay feature very prominently in your education? Then you're either in, or about to end up in, the clay class.

'Stevie's in the clay class. Lucky sods, they just eat clay and drool all day'

by The Moai April 19, 2005