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cleaner than a priest on sunday

an ulitmate sober ass bitch
Man thats fools cleaner than a priest on sunday.
by Dts_Man January 19, 2011
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Dallas Cleaner

For a guy to use Summers Eve as a butt douche and squirt the used contents in a dog bowl. Then demand thier lover lap up the douche.
Pete: I performed a Dallas Cleaner last night and now my turd chuannel is as clean as a whislte

Bob: where did you get the summers eve?
by BobDaily3 August 22, 2009
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Jew Cleaver

The sharp instrument used to cut the unsuspecting penis of the young Jewish boy. Also, the Jew Clever is also known as the favorite tool of the German scientists to experiment on the Jews.
Anthony screamed when he saw the Jew cleaver, knowing it had taken a piece of him upon their last meeting.

Hitler produced many stainless steel Jew Cleavers to experiment on the Jews.
by Jeff cutajew March 2, 2009
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weiner cleaner

When you stick poop up your urethral opening and have a girl suck it out, and then gurgles it and spits it up your ass hole.
Phyllis: "Dude Freckles gave me a weiner cleaner last night."
Friend: "Lucky thats one good bitch."
by woner 24/7 July 3, 2011
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Pipe Cleaner

This is where a dude would take sever pieces of gum and put them in his mouth at one time and chew for approx 5 min. then he takes the gum out of his mouth and puts it on the girls asshole and fuckes her with the gum on the end of his dick.
I gave a girl a pipe cleaner last night and she loved it, her farts smelled like peppermint when I was finished.
by JUCY-J April 4, 2010
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Meat Cleavers

Term for a girls arms that are disproportionately fat and look like big hunks of meat. Meat cleavers are often found on semi-attractive girls who have had too much Ben and Jerry's.

Commonly shortened to just cleavers.
Damn, that girl would be pretty hot if she didnt have those fucking meat cleavers.

I ran into Stacy the other day and she got some cleavers since I saw her last, what a shame.
by Harry Ballz Sandwich October 18, 2008
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Beaver cleaver

Your momma bled all over my beaver cleaver.
by Eliot October 24, 2003
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