The Great Clay Riness 

Locally known folk musician from the Midwest. Has worked with Michael Martin Murphy and Hal Atkinson among others. Influenced by artists such as Ry Cooder, Bob Dylan, Neil Young, and The Eagles. Has played guitar for almost 40 years. Discography includes Rollin' In My Changes, Down to the Cellar, Live Bait!, Walk Along John, One Season, Best of Four, and Little Windows. Toured on the Wisconsin Public Radio Simply Folk 10th Anniversary Tour. Hosted the Rustic Valley Concert Series and the River Valley Concert Series. Known for his sense of humor when interacting with other people. Is admiringly referred to by local teens as "The Great Clay".

"I bet the Great Clay Riness could play this without even trying."

The Great Clay Riness by welsknight January 4, 2009

pump clay

Vacate the bowels

I was pumping clay when the phone rang and when I got up to answer it my ass got all taffy.

pump clay by Big Steve September 4, 2003

bowl clay 

The stuff that sticks to the sides of the toilet bowl and under the seat following a butt explosion.

My wife had to take a hammer and chisel to the bowl clay after that poo.

bowl clay by static February 17, 2004

Cutting Clay 

In pottery class the teacher cuts individual portions of clay off a large block with a wire.

With that example, when you are wearing a thong and you have to hold it (poop). Sometimes you cant hold it long enough and it comes out... it cuts through the "clay". Even if you aren't actually crapping yourself its a funny reference to use when you need to use the restroom.

Isabel: Oh my god! Hurry up and drive i have to take a pooooo!!
Katie: Hold it, we are almost there girl.
Isabel: Im seriously cutting clay right now, HURRRRRRY!
Katie: Dont shit yourself! You'll soil your D&G!

Cutting Clay by Baroness Peaches de Edmonds December 4, 2011

gaseous clay 

According to the late Roger Mellie (that bloke off the telly) "Gaseous Clay" is the name given to flatulence assisted stools which, due to their high air content, float like a butterfly on contact with the water in the toilet pan. unfortuately, as they have a high exit velocity, they also sting like a bee

"I'm not eating sweetcorn again, It gives me Gaseous Clay"

gaseous clay by cheezy geezer December 29, 2004

White Clay

White clay wasted is a term used in western nebraska, it represents getting so drunk that you black out and do crazy things like our native heritage used to do. Shit faced beyond belief

Hey Sandoz, lets get white clay tonight.

I wanna get white clay wasted!

White Clay by Perkocet420 July 8, 2012

DJ Clay 

DJ Clay is one of the newest artists to be signed to the Psychopathic Record sub-label, Hatchet House. He is masterful with the turntables, and currently has released one CD, Let Em Bleed: The Mixxtape Volume 1, on Feb. 21st, 2008. Volume 2 is to be released sometime in the summer or fall of 2008. DJ Clay's has produced many psychopahtic hits and remixes. His work is featured on albums such as The Insane Clown Posse's "The Wraith: Shangri-la," and Twiztid's "Independents Day." Clay, as of April 26th, is on the JCW SlamTV tour of 2008.

DJ Clay is mad fresh. His "Get Ya Wicked On," remix is straight up dope.

DJ Clay by BoNe The Juggalo April 28, 2008