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Clam Jam

If you're familiar with the term "Cock Block," you know that it means one dude messed up another dude's game with the ladies. Well, this happens to girls too. And we (most of us) don't have cocks.

If you've ever been obviously checking out a guy and then your friend decides to "claim" him by walking up to him and touching his polo shirt and exclaiming, "I'm soooo drunk right now omg!"- you've been clam jammed.

If you've ever been hitting it off with a guy and then you tell him his pong game is weak, you've been clam jammed.. by yourself, I might add.
by KateSauce February 21, 2008
mugGet the Clam Jammug.

Honking Clam

Used by bus drivers to describe a busted-nut on the floor. Example “Thomas there’s a honking clam on the floor. I know it was you because that’s the seat you were sitting in this morning.”
by Honkingclamboi February 16, 2018
mugGet the Honking Clammug.

Clam strike

“My husband bought an RV, so I’m on a clam strike.”

“My husband spent out stimulus check on car parts, so Now my parts are on CLAM STRIKE.”
by Masterk8 March 27, 2021
mugGet the Clam strikemug.

Clam Hammock

dude look at that clam hammock

eww i see seepage
by penisy December 5, 2009
mugGet the Clam Hammockmug.

clam card

Similar to the race card, but used by women when claiming sexual inequality
"Ellen didn't move up with her company so she played the Clam Card, taking them to court for sexual discrimination."
by Jackson Portsmouth March 30, 2015
mugGet the clam cardmug.

Wonka Clam

What one might find under the dress of a chic that has eaten more than 2 candybars a day for a span of five plus years.
That girl from the other night was sporting a serious Wonka Clam
by Takor Pantsov May 2, 2011
mugGet the Wonka Clammug.

dusty clam

A girl who hasn’t gotten dick in a large amount of time
Kyle: “I say, that girl Savanah can be quite the bitch
Andy: “She must have a dusty clam”
by ClamSpam January 17, 2018
mugGet the dusty clammug.

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