Clam Jam

The female equivalent to the cock block.

If you're familiar with the term "Cock Block," you know that it means one dude messed up another dude's game with the ladies. Well, this happens to girls too. And we (most of us) don't have cocks.

If you've ever been obviously checking out a guy and then your friend decides to "claim" him by walking up to him and touching his polo shirt and exclaiming, "I'm soooo drunk right now omg!"- you've been clam jammed.

If you've ever been hitting it off with a guy and then you tell him his pong game is weak, you've been clam jammed.. by yourself, I might add.

by KateSauce February 21, 2008

Clubbin' the clam

Slang for female masturbation

Jack: hey have you seen Jill anywhere?
Rob: yeah she's in her room clubbin' the clam, she'll be back soon.

by García April 26, 2017

fluffy clam

a vagina that is hairy, but the hair is very soft and wool like. The vagina smells fishy

"I have a fluffy clam"
"I fucked a girl last night. She had a fluffy clam"

by pussy pals May 30, 2016

Clam Scram

A Type Of Gay Helicopter Oral Sex

Girl: Let’s have Clam Scram Tonight

Guy: WTF is that
Girl: Look it up on Urban Dictionary

by Xxx_PussySlayrr69_XxZ June 1, 2018

Sand in the clam

Sand in the clam is when you are on the beach and you get too much sand in your bathing suit and it gets stuck in your vagina.

"Girl, I've been playing in the sand so much is have sand in my vag. I'm about to grow a pearl. " vagina, pearl,ouch, sand in the clam

by Candcschaf April 20, 2017

Clam house

When you fart forward instead of backward and it shoots through your labia (vag lips)

"Damn, I just pulled a clam house on myself"

by Magnificentbitch007 January 2, 2022

Fried Clam

When you cum in a girls vagina then spit a lugee on her vagina then eat her out.

"damn, my girl bought me a xbox one so I fried clamed her pussy."

by catcher33jtb May 18, 2017