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tuba christmas

A nationwide event that is held during the Christmas season which hundred of tuba player gather to play Christmas carols.
Hey are you planning to play at tuba christmas this year??
by BruinKiller3469 April 6, 2009
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trim my christmas tree

trimming of the pubes in a sexual yet festive manner
by santaBBBY December 13, 2014
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christmas

A christian festival held on the 25th of december that most non christians use as an excuse to get presents.
by mattyatty July 17, 2005
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Sweet Christmas

Sweet Christmas, I can't believe she fit that many hot dogs in her vag.
by SirNick85 May 24, 2017
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Christmas

Christmas is an ancient Pagan celebration of the birth of the sun that was later taken over by Christians and turned into the celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ. Nowadays this holidy has lost all meaning, and ties to religion as far as im concerned. It is currently used as a reason to consume more shit mass produced in Chinese sweatshops by children (and sold by a fat pedophile, see Santa), drink too much egg nog, and get fat by eating too much fucking ham.
Oh, its December, time to listen to the fat pedophile and sell out to the corporations by buying overpriced meaningless plastic "gifts" for all my family and friends....for Jesus.

Or as Jim Gaffigan once said in regards to Christmas.

"I'm gonna take this pine tree and stick it in the living room, then we're gonna put our socks above the fireplace...fill 'em with candy, them I'm gonna put some leaves on the cieling and see if I can get some action"
by Spenc3rr November 20, 2007
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Christmas

A holiday supposedly celebrating the birth of Jesus Chirst, man who meant well but now is the cause of all the problems in the world because people missinterpretted him. But I digress, Chirstmas has been bastardized by Capitalists in the western society. It is nothing more than a holiday based on commercial greed.
Billy:"My teacher says that if I'm good Santa will give me presents!"
Some guy who knows what he is talking about: Well little Billy, your teacher is a lying fuck face. Christmas is nothing but an excuse for capitalists to get money. Capitalists are evil bastards. They shall all die.
by Karl Marx October 26, 2004
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Christmas karl

A specific instance of the hot karl where one defecates into a Christmas stocking and hits someone in the face with it.
Tom was feeling generous on Christmas Day and gave his brother a Christmas karl.
by Bulba July 27, 2009
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