bubble-wrap child

A child that is so overprotected by their parents, it's as if they were being wrapped in bubble-wrap to keep them safe and out of harms way. Often these children suffer greatest later in life when they enter the real world and have no experience in making mistakes.

That guy's so street stupid he must have been a bubble-wrap child

by ssblake June 12, 2007

Middle Child Card Game

A 3-person drinking card game. Each person will draw one card from the pile in the middle, and whoever has the card that falls between the two is deemed the "middle child", and therefor is required to take a drink. (Ex. one person draws a 3, one person draws a 7, and one person draws a Queen, the person who draws a 7 would have to drink). Aces are High.

If two of the people playing draw the same card, then they are "twinsies", and they are required to High-Five while the "Odd Child" has to take a drink.

In the rare case that all three members draw the same card. Everyone else who is in the room is required to take a shot.

Brit: I pulled an 5.
Alex: BROOOOO, i pulled an 8.
Zach: I pulled a King.

Brit: Alex, You're the Middle Child.....you have to drink.

That's how you play "Middle Child Card Game"

by MiddleChildDrinkingGame October 16, 2011

yard child

A child that is yours but you didn't know that you have that child.

Here's your yard child.

by The boss potatoes May 19, 2016

enragement child

A child that behaves in such an aggravating manner that you wish you could make them choke on your dick to shut them up.

<Child, annoying you while you want to take a nap> "HELLO FRIEND! WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME THINGS?"
<You, wishing the child went to play somewhere else and left you alone once and for all> "Inhale my dong, enragement child."

by BlannyBloo September 9, 2015

google child

Popular act among know-it-all-brats.

With the help of Google, one gathers information about everything and try to throw it out in every direction, and a google child will always try to be the smartest person there is.

Teh Greatest Google Child is easily recognized by its astonishing tries to teach things to people who already know this very well.

A Google Child will always try to start a so-called Google War, smart people will see through his or her acts, and acknowledge the Google Child for what he or she is.

If you are one of these Google Children... Learn when to pick your freaking Google Fights!!

Example 1:

Poster #1: Yesterday I bought this brand new pair of sneakers..
Google Child: Did you know the sneaker was invented in blah-blah-blah, by Mr. Blahblah (add 600 words of uninteresting facts here)
Poster #2: Run! Teh Google Child is here!

Example 2:

Poster #1: I've trained judo for almost 10 years now, it's an awesome sport.
Google Child: Yes, judo which origines from Japan is an awesome sport. The founder was born in 1860, and blahblahblah..
Poster #2: Wtf?! I already KNOW this! Are you trying to become teh Greatest Google Child?"

by Icebird July 25, 2008

Child What Were You Thinking

Term that people use when someone younger does something random, stupid, or uncalled for.

You threw your test in the trash can? Child what were you thinking

by sumguy91 July 31, 2012

Child to child abuse

When a child does abuse to another child

Ahhh mom Child to child abuse Max is hitting me with his bear

by Hashipoo the star February 5, 2018